Juliette: What’s up guys. I’m back.
Calliope: What the- you can’t be here. I literally saw you die.
Juliette: Death is a social construct.
Caitlyn: You’re right.
Vi: Wow! That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did… did you just learn it?
Please.
Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.
Jayce: …
Jayce: Water you doing?
Viktor: Jayce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Jayce: Sentences.
Viktor: Don’t interrupt me.
Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Lena: How am I supposed to know?
Alex: You say that, as if we don’t us you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Lena:*sighs*
Lena: You wouldn’t be trapped.
Nancy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.
Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.
Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.
Silco: Twelve, actually.
Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?
Silco: Yours!
Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.
Lena: So, what’s for dinner?
Kara, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
Jayce: Can I be frank with you guys?
Viktor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Vi: Can I still be Vi?
Caitlyn: Shh, let Frank speak.