Lena: So, What’s For Dinner?

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Lena: How am I supposed to know?

Alex: You say that, as if we don’t us you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Lena:*sighs*

Lena: You wouldn’t be trapped.

Caitlyn: So, that’s my plan.

Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Caitlyn: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Vi: It fucking sucks.

Caitlyn: Thats not constructive criticism.

Sevika: Remeber when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Silco: Stop romanticizing the past.

Caitlyn: You’re right.

Vi: Wow! That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did… did you just learn it?

Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Robin: Three words

Nancy:…

Jinx: I just ended a four year relationship.

Ekko: Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay?

Jinx: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

*Vi and Caitlyn fight from across the room*

Caitlyn: Go to hell!

Jinx, tearing up: I wish I could.

Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Nancy: What did you do?

Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!

Nancy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.