Viktor, Addressing The Counsel: And Of You Have Any Questions Feel Free To Put Them In The Suggestion

Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Nancy: What did you do?

Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!

Enid: Okay, help me please!

Wednesday: Got two words for you.

Enid: I bet they won’t be helpful.

Wednesday: Your problem.

Enid: I was right.

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

Elinor: You kill people for money?!

Apollo: I can explain!

Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

Claggor: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Vi: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.

Mylo: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Powder/Jinx: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

*And then they all got blown up by someone that rhymes with mowder/pinx. The end*

Jinx: You … you saved me. You’re not a beast at all. YOU’RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!

Caitlyn: Call me ugly again, and maybe I’ll eat you.

Eleanor: I’m going to take you out.

Drea: Great, it’s a date!

Eleanor: I meant that as a threat.

Drea: See you at five!

Enid: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Wednesday: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Enid: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Wednesday: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.