Jayce: Can I Be Frank With You Guys?

Kara: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kara and Nia, in unison: Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks.

Alex: Our turn Lena: One, two, three- vanilla!

Lena, deadpan: I’ve never had cake. What is cake?

Jinx: I just ended a four year relationship.

Ekko: Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay?

Jinx: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

*Vi and Caitlyn fight from across the room*

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.

Silco: Twelve, actually.

Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?

Silco: Yours!

Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.

Enid: Okay, help me please!

Wednesday: Got two words for you.

Enid: I bet they won’t be helpful.

Wednesday: Your problem.

Enid: I was right.

Jayce: If Mel and I were drowning, who would you save?

Viktor: You two can’t swim

Jayce: It’s a hypothetical question, Viktor! Who would you save?

Viktor: My time and effort.

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

Sevika: There are no more swear words in this house. If one is said you will have to deal with the boss.

Powder/Jinx: Heck.

Sevika: You’re on thin fucking ice kid.

Silco: …

Sevika: Dammit.

Eleanor: I’m going to take you out.

Drea: Great, it’s a date!

Eleanor: I meant that as a threat.

Drea: See you at five!

Caitlyn: That’s illegal, right?

Vi: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Caitlyn: No… not anymore that is-

Vi: Then shut the fuck up.