Kara: If I Accidentally Sat On A Voodoo Doll Of Myself, Would I Be Trapped In That Position, Doomed To

Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Lena: How am I supposed to know?

Alex: You say that, as if we don’t us you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Lena:*sighs*

Lena: You wouldn’t be trapped.

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2 years ago

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!


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3 years ago

Jayce: If Mel and I were drowning, who would you save?

Viktor: You two can’t swim

Jayce: It’s a hypothetical question, Viktor! Who would you save?

Viktor: My time and effort.


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3 years ago

Caitlyn: Go to hell!

Jinx, tearing up: I wish I could.


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3 years ago

Caitlyn: That’s illegal, right?

Vi: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Caitlyn: No… not anymore that is-

Vi: Then shut the fuck up.


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3 years ago

When Supergirl was your comfort place and something you looked forward to. Something that helped you escape life’s problems. A show that showed you it was okay to be yourself and that everything will get better. Now it’s over and you are left with only memories.

(P.S. I know the show ended last year but I was just watching edits and realized no new episode is coming out this week.)


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3 years ago

Lena: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Kara: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.


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3 years ago

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!


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2 years ago

Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Nancy: What did you do?

Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!


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