Nancy: Can You Please Be Serious For Five Minutes?

Jinx: You … you saved me. You’re not a beast at all. YOU’RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!

Caitlyn: Call me ugly again, and maybe I’ll eat you.

Kara: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kara and Nia, in unison: Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks.

Alex: Our turn Lena: One, two, three- vanilla!

Lena, deadpan: I’ve never had cake. What is cake?

Sevika: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Powder/Jinx: I’LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Sevika: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, and use soap this time?

Enid: Okay, help me please!

Wednesday: Got two words for you.

Enid: I bet they won’t be helpful.

Wednesday: Your problem.

Enid: I was right.

Viktor, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career.

Jayce, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Caitlyn: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Jayce: Playing systematic oppression

Nancy: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Steve: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest

Robin: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

Caitlyn: Life could be a lot worse, Vi.

Vi: Life could be a lot better too?

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

…

Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.

Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person