I Thought Sigma Was Making That Face Because He Got Sick From The Rides. But The Haunted House Scenes

Chuuya: Fuck off Dazai!

Dazai: I didn’t do anything wrong!

Chuuya: Existing.

Atsushi: Got any resolutions Akutagawa?

Akutagawa: Yes, two. Finally kill you and get Dazai to notice me.

Atsushi: ….Mine was to be able to pay rent on time and eat more chazuke…

Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.

Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.

Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.

Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.

Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*

Dazai:

Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.

#Wakemyson

Ignis: Why is Prompto in the hospital?

Noctis: We filled Gladio's locker with shaving cream and water balloons.

Ignis: And let me guess. He tripped on the shaving cream.

Noctis: No. He just wasn't able to out run Gladio.

It’s been an amazing Christmas, finally got my red head twice!

I could make traps for free Noctis if you want. Some kill and others just bring pain or traumatize people

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Think Vere yelled “fuck you” at Ais and Ais was like “come here then”?

Nero: Dante dealt with my father who ripped my arm off.

Lucia: he dealt with my creator which I guess you can call a dad who made clones and threw me away to be a god

Trish: he dealt with Mundus who was like my dad I guess

Lady: he dealt with my father who killed my mother and tried to sacrifice me to gain power.

Nico: he dealt with my dad who abandoned my mom and I to become an angel

Nero: So does he hunt demons or deal with bad fathers?

Dante: *walks by* just call me the daddy issues man