Bungou Stray Dogs Nikolai - Blog Posts

Sigma, Mushitaro, and Ango

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

I did some little doodles of the DOA AU

Still don't have a name for it though :/

There's a version with the notes and without! Please excuse my writing ':)

listen i'm brainrotting about this fyolai fic idea ive had for a while

phantom of the opera style au with cabaret star nikolai and fyodor as the spirit in his mirror that talks to him in the guise of an angel. the trail of mysterious murders and missing persons lead nikolai back to the man in the mirror whose voice he hears every night, until he gets pulled by the strange 'angel' to the other side.

ugh i need to start getting to it but EXAMS 💔💔💔 i haven't been studying for SHIT all i think about are these mf gays 💔💔💔

more plushie nikolai dump bc im bored

im trying so hard to fisheye this loser lmao

A1 should be Nikolai x Nathaniel :3333

[Art Challenge]

Everyday I learn about new ship haha

Nikolai sending this to his friend/victims

Sigma: So you were born on April first?

Nikolai: That’s right! April Fool’s Day no less! Probably explains why I’m such a silly guy!

Sigma: I’m starting to think you being born on that day, was the world playing the biggest joke.

Sigma: Why are you like this?!

Nikolai: *Setting up corpses like a child having a tea party* Sigma. We’ve been partners for three years.

Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…

Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!

Sigma: *screams*

Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.

Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!

Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!

Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.

Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?

Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.

Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!

Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.

Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.

Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.

Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3

Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!

Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D

Nikolai: I’ve been good this year.

Sigma: You kidnapped and killed political figures. Stabbed an orphan in the leg multiple times. Drugged me. Then broke into a prison to stage a break out only because you wanted to kill Fyodor.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: I helped stop those thieves at that theme park.

Sigma: When I said “kill them with kindness” I meant be nice to them. Not buy over 7,100 knives, carve “kindness” in various different languages on them and then stab people to death with them!

Nikolai: I know I thought this was more fun. Even Fyodor chucked at the joke.

Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?

Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.

Sigma:

Nikolai: Bathroom.

Sigma: I don’t want people being subtle with me. If you want something from me then please say it.

Nikolai: I want to fuck you.

Sigma:

Sigma: Go back to being subtle. For my sanity…

Nikolai: *Barging into Fyodor’s room* FEDYA~ I made us tea!

Fyodor: That is surprising but kind of you. *reaches for a cup*

Nikolai: *Pulls them away* One second. *looks at both cups* Want both?

Sigma: What are you thinking about?

Nikolai: How good you would look, tied up, gagged, and in the trunk of a car~!

Sigma:

Nikolai: You asked~!

Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?

Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?

Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!

Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!

Fyodor: While you are here I would like to give you a word of advice. Never under any circumstance should you be alone with Nikolai Gogol.

Sigma: Why is that?

Nikolai: *Appears behind Sigma* You’ll find out later.

Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.

Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.

Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!

Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?

Sigma: No?

Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!

Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.

Fyodor: What is it?

Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.

Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later.

Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.

Fyodor: Like what?

Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….

Nikolai: Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to missing person!

Sigma: Again!?

Nikolai: What do you mean again?! Who kidnapped you before me?!

Fyodor: What are you doing?

Nikolai: Decorating the base for Halloween.

Fyodor: Stop it. Bring Bram back inside this instant.

Sigma: Nikolai, we are on the same team. Why are you sending bomb threats to the Casino!?

Nikolai: Because I miss you.