gl1tchs-incorrect-quotes
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Hi! I don’t want to be a mood killer but this is the only platform I feel I can talk about this on and actually have people listen.
The Willow Project is a project to sell Alaska for oil drilling. Doing so will release 287,000,000 metro tonnes of Carbon Dioxide. This will affect Global Warming as well as the animals that live there. If this project is agreed upon, it could lead to the extinction of many species and possibly humans! However, there is a petition you can sign to stop this. Please, sign the petition or share anything you can to stop the Willow Project.
-Gl1tch
Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!
Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!
Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!
Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons
Jay:
Jay: [whispering] fsh
Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today
Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
Cole:
Jay:
Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!
Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!
Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?
Morro: I can be uncooperative
Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?
Morro:
Morro: no
Kai: So what’s for dinner
Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret
Cole: Your happiness? I need it
Kai: Your love? I want it
Jay: A room? Get one
Naomi: Hotel?
Lloyd: Trivago
Bit of context on pronoun situation-
Hi! You might have seen that my pinned post keeps changing bc of pronouns and/or gender/sexuality! I’ve been having some slight gender crisis’ recently and have been questioning my gender. I have (finally) figured out that I am 100% nonbinary! If my pinned post gets edited, it’s because I find pronouns that I don’t mind being used to describe me! Anyways, another thing I need to talk about is this:
transjay
Now, one of my accounts is named transjay.
“But Zen, you just said you were nonbinary!”
Yes. Nonbinary people like me can use the trans label if they want to/would feel more comfortable to. I tend to use it because it best describes my gender, transitioning to nb! I felt like I should clear that up! And, no I won’t be changing that name anytime soon.
Btw be prepared bc I got something big coming soon!
HALLOWEEN PROMPT EXCHANGE
Wearing a pirate costume annoyed him, but he had to do it. For Jay. He was surprised his ghostly appearance hadn’t already gave him and the others away. But with the help of his ghost powers, he managed to steal a key and sneak away.
-*COLES POV*-
My ghostly glow covered the walls as I cautiously entered the quarters. As I was walking, I heard a creek, sending shivers throughout my body. I quickly jolted around, hoping to catch the person off guard. But there was no one. I slowly turned around thinking I could catch whoever was watching me. Again, no one.
I got tired of turning back and forth pretty quick so I simply just walked away. I walked over to the table with some weird potion on top of it. I had taken the top off of it when I heard a familiar yet weak voice.
“Cole? Is that you?”
“Jay! You’re okay!” I ran over to Jay. Once I got closer, I realised that he had an eyepatch over his eye.
“What happened to your eye?”
“I- Why are you dressed like a pirate?”
“Don’t worry about that,” I smiled at him. “Our friends are nearby. We’re gonna get you out of here.”
“Boy am I glad to see you,” his voice filled with relief as I released him from the chains around his ankle. “Cole, I’m sorry about keeping stuff from you. I should’ve told you that I-“
“And I should’ve been a better friend. Don’t worry,” I put my hand on his shoulder. “Save your strength. We can laugh about this when it’s all behind us.”
Okay, not a lot can make me wheeze. BUT THIS CAN HOLY SHIT I WHEEZED SO MUCH IM LITERALLY DYING IM COUGHING THAT HARD-
This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion
If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.
oh heyhey!! if those edit thingies are still open do you think you could do one for lloyd? :0
Hey only just seen this so I’m sorry! I‘ve been so busy :’)
Anyways, here’s the finished product! Hope you like it!
…..the Ninjago movie video game
Kinda fun but constantly having to save the city from my friends dad is just awkward
Waddup! Schools been a nightmare so I haven’t been able to upload :(
Anyways, would ya’ll like me to do edit commissions? Basically, if you ask me to do an edit, I will upload the edit and tag you in it. It can be Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel or ninjago themed since I have a lot of videos and screenshots of them. It will be free too! All you have to do is ask :)
Lloyd: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis
Nya: Lloyd your like 15
Lloyd: I MIGHT DIE AT 30
Ah, yes. Bru
bruuuuu end meeee :(
Jay: A theif
Zane: Thief?
Jay: Theif
Zane: i before e except after c.
Jay: Thceif
Zane: No.
IM FINALLY NOT LATE!!!
Lloyd: I slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.
Zane: Lloyd that’s a coma
Lloyd: Sounds festive
bruuuuu end meeee :(
Jay: A theif
Zane: Thief?
Jay: Theif
Zane: i before e except after c.
Jay: Thceif
Zane: No.
Okay, I get distracted way too much :/
Some random villain: How petty can you ninja get?
Kai: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Sorry it’s late again! I keep getting distracted😅
Morro: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! I am a law abiding citizen
Lloyd: Really? Name one law
Morro: Don’t kill people
Lloyd: That’s on me. I set the bar too low
Sorry it’s a bit late!
After the toaster incident 2:
Jay: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Kai: What was that?
Jay: Remorse code
Kai: I’m even angrier now
Ayup! Sorry I haven’t posted lately! I’m just stressing over going back to school. That combined with going back to school in 2 (technically 1) days is why I haven’t been posting. I will try to post more, but I’ll end up having a schedule. I hope you guys don’t mind! Most of my information will be in my bio, so you’ll find my schedule there! Have a great day/night! 💛🤍💜🖤
Lmao imagine if someone drew this
Father
It appears the birds have arrived.
We must run
-Jay Walker at 3am
Inspired by:
My art for ninjago oc day
The one with brown hair: Naomi
The one with blue hair: Emily
Link to original lineart here
OMG YESTERDAY (it’s midnight where I am) WAS THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF REVENGE (CREEPER, AW MAN)
Does anyone know where I can join an active discord server?
Like fr, I just joined two ninjago discord servers, but no one has talked on them since about June or even earlier. I just really want friends since I have around 4 friends irl :(
If anyone knows, can you please tell me?
Father
It appears the birds have arrived.
We must run
-Jay Walker at 3am
Inspired by:
“Ok so basically if you hurt my brother I’ll beat your fucking ass”
-Naomi Garmadon
Remake of this bc why not?
Someone: How many kids do you have?
Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd, Naomi and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?
Naomi Garmadon
Naomi is my oc. She is Lloyd’s older sister by 5 years. Her elemental power is darkness. Here’s how I imagine her to look (not fully accurate)
What she thinks of some people:
Kai: Basically siblings
Jay: Basically siblings
Cole: father friend
Zane: Nindorid Boi pog
Lloyd: BABY BOI BABY
Wu: old and cryptic (in a good way)
Misako: She abandoned Lloyd and I
Garmadon: Actual father
Harumi:
(Instead of he it’s she)
Morro: He possessed Lloyd but helped on DoTD so he kinda cool