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i completely forgot that nya is technically not alive anymore because of seabound and i made this after seabound so now i feel stupid
Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant
TW// swearing
Spoilers for DotD
You’ve been warned
Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED
I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS
This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/
Have a great day/night :)
Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT
God this short pissed me off >:(
Naomi: You guys ok? You’ve been sat there for an hour
Kai: You don’t wanna know-
Jay: What if we’ve bought milk from the same cow twice
Naomi:
Kai:
Jay:
Naomi: I regret asking
After the toaster incident 1:
Kai: FSM give me patience
Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?
Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already
YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY
I will never forgive Lego for giving us SUCH queer-coding with Ninjago but specifically with Cole, Kai, and Jay and then proceed to tell us they're all straight
:( protec the Vaquita
⚠️Emergency⚠️
there’s this sea mammal called the vaquita. It’s part of the dolphin family and there critically endangered
Sadly there are only less than ten of them left due to netting and being hunted by sea animals above them on the food chain
PLEASE help anyway you can, if it’s jut a reblog or signing a petition it could get us just a bit closer to saving the vaquita
Petition to save the vaquita: https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/save-the-little-vaquita
I love how I can tell people “Kai once shaved off his eyebrows and redrew them with marker and nobody noticed”
Like Kai is the only ninja where you can say “oh he used to juggle hammers”
He’s an anomaly and I love him for it
Headcanons because why not?
THIS WILL BE UPDATED WHENEVER I THINK OF HEADCANONS :)
MY AU! (Idk whether saying ‘my au’ is the right way to word it)
Lloyd is aroace and is fine with any/all pronouns.
Kai is a pansexual mess and Jay is a bisexual disaster.
Zane is questioning and doesn’t know too much about the LGBTQ+ community.
At first, Kai barely knew memes but after he met Jay, he became a meme lord and will randomly shout memes.
Jay can be on the other side of Ninjago and shout half a meme, and Kai would shout the other half back.
No one, not even Kai, knows Nya’s sexuality. Because she became the sea, they won’t get the chance to ask her :(
I’m going to try joining :) I will (probably) end up not sleeping since this is going on at 5am and (where I am) it is midnight. So, no incorrect quotes or anything for a day :D -I sometimes get stressed trying to upload :/-
The Post Plus Protest is coming! Updated Edition
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Fill out the survey on the original Post Plus post (be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS that we don’t want this). Since we mean business, it’s time to hit them where it hurts; Ad Revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as the main event of phase one.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
The protest starts by logging off on August 6th, 2021 at 12am Eastern Time (US). Here’s a quick chart to help figure out when you log out. AUGUST 6th, 2021 12 am Eastern Time (US) 4 am UTC 5 am BST/London 6 am Central Europe Time 7 am Moscow Standard Time 9:30 am Indian Standard Time 12 Noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Time 1 pm Japan Standard Time 1:30 pm Australian Central Time 2 pm Australian Eastern Time
AUGUST 5th, 2021
11 pm Central Time (US) 10 pm Mountain Time (US) 9 pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM THE START TIME!
So that means if you log off at say, 6 am Central Europe Time you’ll log back in at 6 am Central Europe Time on August 7th. We’d prefer if if there is no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs during this period.
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post, share it, and use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 and/or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media. If you’re using the mobile version, you can always leave an honest review on the app center of your choice (once again: be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!).
WHY IS POST PLUS/POST+ SO BAD?
Tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content (whether any of us want to admit it or not). Putting these kinds of contents behind patreon like paywalls is a terrible idea and the legality is NOT in the user or their subscribers favor. You can absolutely get in legal trouble for what tumblr is proposing with this new feature. There’s also the worry about the site’s (poor) security and access to Post Plus users bank information. Do you really want a site that lacks a functioning search function and whose userbase routinely get hacked to have your credit card information? No, you really don’t.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing something to combat tumblr’s impending self-inflicted demise.
ANYTHING ELSE?
There’s a time zone checker linked in a previous post if you need it and I’ll try to fix any mistakes to times as I find them. Keep an eye out for future posts closer to the protest date and the eventual phase two! Thank you ALL for your support so far.
Kai: Is something burning?
Jay: Just my love for you
Kai:
Jay:
Jay: and the toaster
Kai: JAY-
Someone: How many kids do you have?
Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?
Jay: it is 6am, I have had 0 hours of sleep, and I am running on random energy bursts
Jay: [slams head into blanket] WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME
Inspired by me being unable to sleep last night
Cole: Hey, Jay? Can I get some dating advice?
Jay: Just because I’m with Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant
TW// swearing
Spoilers for DotD
You’ve been warned
Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED
I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS
This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/
Have a great day/night :)
Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT
God this short pissed me off >:(
Lloyd: Can I get uh……. McDeath ™
Jay: Isn’t that that one play by Shakespeare?
Kai: Yeah
Cole: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Lloyd: Killed without hesitation
Cole: NO-
A bit of info about me
Hi! You can call me Gl1tch, Kai or Zen! I’m nonbinary go by They/He/She. I’m bisexual and completely support anyone in the LGBTQ+ community. Black Lives Matter and you can’t change my mind. I am (obviously) a fan of Ninjago and a multi-shipper (but my OTP is Lava). I do not ship any illegal ships (pedophilia, incest etc.). If you are racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic etc. get off of my page.
Accounts:
Main: @trans-jay
Fanfics:
If it has ‘?’ next to it, it’s in the works :)
Name: His perfect match ?
Premise:
Jay and Lloyd sneak in to Borg Tower to see who Jay’s perfect match is, only to find out that it’s Kai. At the same time, a new villain is on the rise meaning that Jay has to save Ninjago and also avoid revealing his perfect match.
Ships: Plasma, Cole X Nya (Idk the ship name)
POV(s): Jay, Kai, 3rd person
Link to the fanfic on wattpad here
Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL
Kai: Jay what the fuck
Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand
Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL
Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right
Kai: Jay, shut up
Kai: We need a distraction.
Zane: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Jay, whispering: My time has come
original quote from: ScatterPatter’s Incorrect Quote’s Generator