Remake Of This Bc Why Not?

Kai: We need a distraction.

Zane: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Jay, whispering: My time has come

original quote from: ScatterPatter’s Incorrect Quote’s Generator

Lloyd: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis

Nya: Lloyd your like 15

Lloyd: I MIGHT DIE AT 30

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago

YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY

I will never forgive Lego for giving us SUCH queer-coding with Ninjago but specifically with Cole, Kai, and Jay and then proceed to tell us they're all straight

Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Kai: Jay what the fuck

Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand

Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right

Kai: Jay, shut up

After the toaster incident 1:

Kai: FSM give me patience

Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?

Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already

i completely forgot that nya is technically not alive anymore because of seabound and i made this after seabound so now i feel stupid

Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant

TW// swearing

Spoilers for DotD

You’ve been warned

Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED

I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/

Have a great day/night :)

Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT

God this short pissed me off >:(

Jay: it is 6am, I have had 0 hours of sleep, and I am running on random energy bursts

Jay: [slams head into blanket] WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME

Inspired by me being unable to sleep last night

:( protec the Vaquita

⚠️Emergency⚠️

there’s this sea mammal called the vaquita. It’s part of the dolphin family and there critically endangered

Sadly there are only less than ten of them left due to netting and being hunted by sea animals above them on the food chain

PLEASE help anyway you can, if it’s jut a reblog or signing a petition it could get us just a bit closer to saving the vaquita

Petition to save the vaquita: https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/save-the-little-vaquita

MoveOn

Save the little Vaquita! Only 100 left.

The Vaquita is a beautiful little dolphin-like marine mammal (porpoise) found only the Gulf of California. Gillnet fishing has caught and d

Father

It appears the birds have arrived.

We must run

-Jay Walker at 3am

Inspired by: