Okay, I Get Distracted Way Too Much :/

Remake of this bc why not?

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd, Naomi and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?

I love how I can tell people “Kai once shaved off his eyebrows and redrew them with marker and nobody noticed”

Like Kai is the only ninja where you can say “oh he used to juggle hammers”

He’s an anomaly and I love him for it

This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion

If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.

i completely forgot that nya is technically not alive anymore because of seabound and i made this after seabound so now i feel stupid

Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant

TW// swearing

Spoilers for DotD

You’ve been warned

Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED

I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/

Have a great day/night :)

Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT

God this short pissed me off >:(

After the toaster incident 1:

Kai: FSM give me patience

Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?

Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already

I’m going to try joining :) I will (probably) end up not sleeping since this is going on at 5am and (where I am) it is midnight. So, no incorrect quotes or anything for a day :D -I sometimes get stressed trying to upload :/-

The Post Plus Protest is coming! Updated Edition

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Fill out the survey on the original Post Plus post (be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS that we don’t want this). Since we mean business, it’s time to hit them where it hurts; Ad Revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as the main event of phase one.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

The protest starts by logging off on August 6th, 2021 at 12am Eastern Time (US). Here’s a quick chart to help figure out when you log out. AUGUST 6th, 2021  12 am Eastern Time (US)    4 am UTC    5 am BST/London    6 am Central Europe Time    7 am Moscow Standard Time    9:30 am Indian Standard Time    12 Noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Time    1 pm Japan Standard Time    1:30 pm Australian Central Time    2 pm Australian Eastern Time

AUGUST 5th, 2021

  11 pm Central Time (US)   10 pm Mountain Time (US)     9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM THE START TIME!

So that means if you log off at say, 6 am Central Europe Time you’ll log back in at 6 am Central Europe Time on August 7th. We’d prefer if if there is no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs during this period.

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post, share it, and use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 and/or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media. If you’re using the mobile version, you can always leave an honest review on the app center of your choice (once again: be polite, don’t spam, but GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!).

WHY IS POST PLUS/POST+ SO BAD?

Tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content (whether any of us want to admit it or not). Putting these kinds of contents behind patreon like paywalls is a terrible idea and the legality is NOT in the user or their subscribers favor. You can absolutely get in legal trouble for what tumblr is proposing with this new feature. There’s also the worry about the site’s (poor) security and access to Post Plus users bank information. Do you really want a site that lacks a functioning search function and whose userbase routinely get hacked to have your credit card information? No, you really don’t.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing something to combat tumblr’s impending self-inflicted demise.

ANYTHING ELSE?

There’s a time zone checker linked in a previous post if you need it and I’ll try to fix any mistakes to times as I find them. Keep an eye out for future posts closer to the protest date and the eventual phase two! Thank you ALL for your support so far.

bruuuuu end meeee :(

Jay: A theif

Zane: Thief?

Jay: Theif

Zane: i before e except after c.

Jay: Thceif

Zane: No.

Headcanons because why not?

THIS WILL BE UPDATED WHENEVER I THINK OF HEADCANONS :)

MY AU! (Idk whether saying ‘my au’ is the right way to word it)

Lloyd is aroace and is fine with any/all pronouns.

Kai is a pansexual mess and Jay is a bisexual disaster.

Zane is questioning and doesn’t know too much about the LGBTQ+ community.

At first, Kai barely knew memes but after he met Jay, he became a meme lord and will randomly shout memes.

Jay can be on the other side of Ninjago and shout half a meme, and Kai would shout the other half back.

No one, not even Kai, knows Nya’s sexuality. Because she became the sea, they won’t get the chance to ask her :(

:( protec the Vaquita

⚠️Emergency⚠️

there’s this sea mammal called the vaquita. It’s part of the dolphin family and there critically endangered

Sadly there are only less than ten of them left due to netting and being hunted by sea animals above them on the food chain

PLEASE help anyway you can, if it’s jut a reblog or signing a petition it could get us just a bit closer to saving the vaquita

Petition to save the vaquita: https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/save-the-little-vaquita

MoveOn

Save the little Vaquita! Only 100 left.

The Vaquita is a beautiful little dolphin-like marine mammal (porpoise) found only the Gulf of California. Gillnet fishing has caught and d