Does Anyone Know Where I Can Join An Active Discord Server?

Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-

“Ok so basically if you hurt my brother I’ll beat your fucking ass”

-Naomi Garmadon

YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY

I will never forgive Lego for giving us SUCH queer-coding with Ninjago but specifically with Cole, Kai, and Jay and then proceed to tell us they're all straight

Lloyd: Can I get uh……. McDeath ™

Jay: Isn’t that that one play by Shakespeare?

Kai: Yeah

This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion

If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago

i completely forgot that nya is technically not alive anymore because of seabound and i made this after seabound so now i feel stupid

Just finished watching day of the departed and had this thought the entire time so now I’m going to turn that thought into a rant

TW// swearing

Spoilers for DotD

You’ve been warned

Okay so from what Jay said, Cole accidentally disappearing is probably normal for them. But completely FORGETTING ABOUT A FRIEND?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU’D THINK JAY WOULD HAVE TRIED TALKING TO HIS BEST FRIEND?!BUT INSTEAD, HE JUST THINKS COLE HAS ACCIDENTALLY DISAPPEARED

I get that he was spending the holiday with his parents and that’s cute and all, but no one (NO ONE) IN THE GROUP TRIES TO TALK TO COLE THEN REALISE HE WAS GONE?! IMAGINE BEING SO BAD AS A FRIEND YOU FORGET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

This has been stuck in my head for the entire film (?) and I haven’t been able to get it out so I decided to rant about it instead :/

Have a great day/night :)

Also, might I add, Jay says “I’d give anything to have him back.” But if he actually CARED about his best friend, he would have noticed a lot sooner! We know he comes back at the end (he’s one of the mc’s he’s basically immortal) but if he actually was gone, then it would have been on the ninja for NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIEND TO NOTICE IF HE WAS STILL THERE OR NOT

God this short pissed me off >:(

A bit of info about me

Hi! You can call me Gl1tch, Kai or Zen! I’m nonbinary go by They/He/She. I’m bisexual and completely support anyone in the LGBTQ+ community. Black Lives Matter and you can’t change my mind. I am (obviously) a fan of Ninjago and a multi-shipper (but my OTP is Lava). I do not ship any illegal ships (pedophilia, incest etc.). If you are racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic etc. get off of my page.

Accounts:

Main: @trans-jay

Fanfics:

If it has ‘?’ next to it, it’s in the works :)

Name: His perfect match ?

Premise:

Jay and Lloyd sneak in to Borg Tower to see who Jay’s perfect match is, only to find out that it’s Kai. At the same time, a new villain is on the rise meaning that Jay has to save Ninjago and also avoid revealing his perfect match.

Ships: Plasma, Cole X Nya (Idk the ship name)

POV(s): Jay, Kai, 3rd person

Link to the fanfic on wattpad here

Spoilers for Voltron

BRO IM SAD I THOUGHT THAT KEITH WOULD RETURN IN ABOUT 3 EPISODES BUT NO HE RETURNS IN SEASON 6?!

Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Kai: Jay what the fuck

Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand

Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right

Kai: Jay, shut up