This Dynamic Has Me On A Chokehold And I Don't Want It To Stop!

I wish someone would pick me up,

And decide

This one

This one deserves to be loved

In a way

Only hurricanes ever were.

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Maybe we're all tragedies,

Covered in skins

too stubborn to be tragic.

It is common knowledge that the villain has a crush on the hero. Anytime a ragged looking civilian comes to hero's workplace, the receptionist points them at hero's office without questions. They frequently visit hero to complaint like they're asking to see a war crime's manager.

" Your villain tried to blow up my establishment!!!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME! they are not my villain!"

*angry white women walks towards hero* "oh for god's sake what did they do now!"

"Can you please keep your villain in check." "They're not my *sigh* I'll try. "

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Yeah s*x is cool and all but what about cuddling.

The 'I woke up from a nightmare and am afraid to be alone' cuddles

The 'i really hate you but I've been having really bad nightmares can you please spoon me' cuddles

'wait, you actually did it and now I can feel your heart beating unnaturally fast and how can I have a nightmare now when I'm too busy thinking what it can mean' cuddles

'we have been friends forever and used to cuddling but I developed feelings for you and oh my god this is unbearable' cuddles

The 'huddling close to the only fire while it pours outside and we're both soaking and fuck your hand is on my knee this is so awkward what do we do' cuddles

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I'm so pissed right now and I need to rant, so I was reading this book I've been wanting to read forever and It was pretty good and it was enemies to lovers, but just they fell for each other in TWO freaking days! Two gays! whit only minimal dry ass conversations, like after both of them were planning to kill each other!

Instalove is already bad enough but in enemies to lovers! Um excuse me, but no! Like that's literally like the antithesis of everything it is! We don't read enemies to lovers for the ending, we read it for the conflict, the journey, the internal struggle to grapple with someone you hate turning out to be someone you can't hate, someone you literally have to love, that's not a one day process that's being proven they're not what you thought they were over and over until you cannot ignore it, no matter how hard you try to! That is what it's about.

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Are you a 'Tol pins smol to a wall with dagger to their throat'gay or are you a 'smol pins tol to the floor while straddling their waist'gay or are you a 'Tol is tied to a chair while smol uses a knife to lift their chin'gay

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Yeah, therapy is cool and all but have you ever heard of relying-on-notes-from-strangers-on-the-internet-to-maintain-your-self-esteem(:

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But the villain and the anti-hero bitching about the popular hero is like the funniest shit ever

"Have you seen them? Blond hair, white costume, holier than thou attitude?"

*deadpan* "Oh, wow, do all heroes have a giant stick up their ass."

"You've kidnapped the mayer? And yet I'm the anti-hero." " What a kiss ass huh?"

"And I thought Villain's monologues were intolerable, do excuse me while I bludgeon myself."

"So you're working with hero now? Being an anti-hero really requires sacrifices huh?" *Grabbing a screwdriver to start working beside villain on their death ray* "Some things are just not worth it"

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I was raised to gobble on harsh words only,

My food pipe has stretched to swallow slanders,

My stomach has a special kind of acid to melt metal;

And my intestines are meant to grind any remaining matter to fine dust.

How to deal with kind words?

Of that, I have no idea.

Are they supposed to loll in my mouth like caramel candy

Or melt like chocolate?

Will the honey sting if it touches my bleeding tongue?

It will be lost between the blood and spit before reaching my stomach anyway.

—Be gentle with me please.

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The pushing them away was designed to be such a can't go wrong with it trope it's honestly impressive how wrong twilight managed to go with it.

The 'im afraid whatever I can give them is just a cheap imitation of love and they deserve so much better than that' SLAps

The 'my entire life is walking on eggshells and they should get to live their lives to the fullest'

The screaming confessions in the rain like 'if you really love me you should know that being with you is what I want and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to do that,' ahHh

It's meant to show how deeply they care about each other and how much they're willing to sacrifice for each other but Hollywood really went no, commitment issues haha

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