It is common knowledge that the villain has a crush on the hero. Anytime a ragged looking civilian comes to hero's workplace, the receptionist points them at hero's office without questions. They frequently visit hero to complaint like they're asking to see a war crime's manager.
" Your villain tried to blow up my establishment!!!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME! they are not my villain!"
*angry white women walks towards hero* "oh for god's sake what did they do now!"
"Can you please keep your villain in check." "They're not my *sigh* I'll try. "
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Today on enemies to lovers tropes I'd do absolutely everything for is *drumroll* compliments disguised as insults, or one of them having genuine difficulty trying to give the other a compliment, or insults but they add the compliment they want to say just at the end.
"You're always too kind, you always give too much and stick around for someone too long, it's stupid and gets you into trouble. But... But... It's also kind of impressive, how you hold onto goodness so tightly. It's really impressive or whatever. "
" Your voice is so good, haha, it's like you're a stupid singer or something haha" "... thank you I guess. You're insults are getting sub-standard you know "
aNd of course, " I... I meant that as a compliment."
Bitches with trust issues love enemies to lovers because they love the idea of seeing someones worst traits first and still be able to fall in love them without the everpresent underlying fear of weather their worst is something genuinely evil. It's me. I'm bitches.
If your villain disguises themselve to seduce the hero, they legally have only two options going forward.
They fall in love with them in disguise but the hero is 100% not interested, saying they are in love with someone else, unbeknownst to them the one they're in love with them is their villainous form (because the hero has read one too many enemies to lovers books)
Or, or, The hero IS interested, and the villain vigorously denies their own feelings telling themselves it's all part of the plan, until on a date, the hero does something for them that they'd never do for them as a villain (I watched this drama about basketball rivals where A always wins until B plays in disguise and they let them win and they staight up loose it because they're so hurt, it still lives in my head rent free) and so the villain angrily reveals their identity. But the hero is just like, 'duh, I knew. Literally all you did was put on a wig, dumbass' (even better if their shapeshifter or something so they didn't have any way of knowing but still they just kNoW, you know)
Hero gets a hold of villains blueprints/plans. BUT the hero is a huge nerd and the villains plan is full of mistakes.
"Are you kidding me?! The estimation of *scientific jargon* is so *scientific jargon* it's gonna vapourise... But, but if we change this variable then *scientific jargon* it can work— I mean not, I uh mean ah your plan is correct. You should ah totally go through with it.
Angry love confessions! Okay,
Shouting "Because I love you! You big idiot!" in the middle of arguments.
The HuRT in "Why do you care anyway."
The repeatedly screaming i hateyou, I hateyou I hate you and then stopping looking them in the eye and immediately passionately kissing then?!!
Getting your senses back and like no no no what did we do.
Or, Whispering "I am still mad at you" in between kisses.
Just angry love confessions.
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A concerning amount are just the reverse of other popular tropes but-
Grumpy x sunshine but the grumpy's smol and sunshine tol. It's just gold
Grumpy's all pissed and got their hands crossed and sunshine just... Picks them up. And carries them on their side like a clutch. And their like 😡💢 put me down!! And they coo at them like awww! how adorable.
Their enemies and grumpy gets all in their face trying to threaten em a n d sunshine pets. their. head. I'm 😭
When enemies have to work together to infiltrate some grand party and act like a couple to blend in. Ah, good stuff.
Dancing in order to spy on everyone and one of them keeps getting too invested on someone they're watching and end up too close to the other.
"Someone's coming! What should we do."
"Hmm, I wonder. What could two young attractive people be doing here in this dark hall."
"ahh..."
One is walking by a broom closet door and the other's hand darts out and pulls them in, putting a finger to their lips.
"You two are such a cute couple." A *wraps their hand around B's waist*
B *smiling pointedly* "Yeah we are."
The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.
A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."
B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"
A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."
B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"
A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?
B: "bish, excuse me."
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The villain's mom walks in and catches Hero and villain in a uh, compromising position, (they were threatening each other!! Nothing else,,) the villain gets nervous and trying to quickly make up an excuse, and before hero could say anything, splutter out they are dating.
The hero tries to deny this but you see, the mother is the warmest person they've ever seen and her look of sheer hopefulness and the arrows of love she's shooting at them kind of makes it impossible. Plus, watching the villain be a complete mama's child as she croons at them and inquires about what they've been eating is very enjoyable.
What follows is a week of hero being infuriated at fake dating and slightly awestruck as the villain is babied and ordered around by their mother.
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Enemies to lovers where one's heart is beating fast af cause they find the other attractive but when asked they are like "tis' tis is my unbridled rage for them/you!! Dumbass!! This is the sound of bloodthirst bish, totally just the blood kind of thirst hrmph!"
OR
Their heart is beating cause of fear/panic but they'd rather chew their own leg of then admit it so when out of excuses they go, "it's cause... Um, I found you... Hot? Yup that's it. I'm just into ya. Nothing suspicious here haha"
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