I'm So Pissed Right Now And I Need To Rant, So I Was Reading This Book I've Been Wanting To Read Forever

I NEED more Hero x villain ships where the dynamic just straight up flips midway through.

The villain being all flirty and teasing at the start, but then they start caring bout the hero and everything they say affects them and so they try to withdraw. But, but. The hero also got comfortable with and let loose, joke , flirt, everything. And the villain doesn't know how to deal and so get fumbley and angry trying to shut it down.

"Ooo, scary. What if I don't, huh?" The hero pouted, " You're to gonna make me?"

"Shut up." The villain growled.

Hero hit their shoulder. "Come on. You used to be fun."

The villain bit their lip and turned to them, "I said. Shut. Up."

One of my absolute favourite tropes is when the sarcastic character gives the villian nicknames calling them out on their bullcrap and the villian absolutely loosing his shit being flabbergasted.

The villian being all " I am the master of evil, the carrier of blah blah"

And then sunshine going, are you done emo man??

*the villian visibly loosing his shit*

I will flip the table

Follow me!!

(please)

Favourite doomed romance of the day is the mortal lover dies tragically and immortal waits centuries for them to be reborn (or both die and are reborn) only for them to already be enemies with solid ground for hating them before they find out it's them.

The absolute emotional destruction is unmatched.

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Are you a Enemies to lovers where they're like 'I find them very attractive and I'm gonna make sure to make that very clear in every sentence I say and dial the flirting up as much as possible'

or are you an enemies to lovers where 'they're like they're obviously very attractive but I'll rather cut off my tongue with my own teeth than admit that out loud'

or are you an Enemies to lovers where they're like 'attractive?! them! how even!!since when are perfectly chiseled cheekbones attractive?!! and that unbelievably clear skin attractive? pffft! as if' even in their internal monologue

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Hero x villian promt

They laughed, taunting and bitter. “Do you know what it's like wanting something more than you can tell? Anything; freedom, love, safety.” They said, their face looked like something older than age. “ Wanting something so bad that that your whole body whole body is restless down to your fingers and toes. And do you know what it feels to have it be dangling in front of you? Feeling your fingers brush over it before it's pulled away. Everyone's born with something like stars in their chest cavity. I was too. But with enough pressure, all stars can explode, collapse in on itself. And we all know what is left after that.”

Do you think

The boy who eats nightmares,

Cries sometimes,

At the violence and sorrows

Hidden in the shameful crevices

Of our fragile minds

—That even his immortal self can't imagine.

I wasn't born with my head cut open

For you to fill with recreations of your own trauma

Like a tragedy bin.

I won't let you mangle

My mind and body

Till I can't see skin beneath the scars.

I will resist;

Brutally and unattractively;

— With fire and blood.

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The pushing them away was designed to be such a can't go wrong with it trope it's honestly impressive how wrong twilight managed to go with it.

The 'im afraid whatever I can give them is just a cheap imitation of love and they deserve so much better than that' SLAps

The 'my entire life is walking on eggshells and they should get to live their lives to the fullest'

The screaming confessions in the rain like 'if you really love me you should know that being with you is what I want and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to do that,' ahHh

It's meant to show how deeply they care about each other and how much they're willing to sacrifice for each other but Hollywood really went no, commitment issues haha

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The "Hero finds out they are working for the currupt/evil side and the villian is actually the good guy" literally never had a bad track.

Angsty "And who decided I'm the bad guy? My enemies." SLAPS, extended " I'm no expert but that might be a bit biased." ROCKS

The hero now having to work with the villian. YES. Getting a bastard-isation arc cause "they are my family." It got better. Long drawn story filled with side switching and double-crossing, TEN season/book material right there m'lord.

The AGGRESSIVELY UNDERLYING message of, overthrow your local currupt government today. Gets me every time!!!

The villain's mom walks in and catches Hero and villain in a uh, compromising position, (they were threatening each other!! Nothing else,,) the villain gets nervous and trying to quickly make up an excuse, and before hero could say anything, splutter out they are dating.

The hero tries to deny this but you see, the mother is the warmest person they've ever seen and her look of sheer hopefulness and the arrows of love she's shooting at them kind of makes it impossible. Plus, watching the villain be a complete mama's child as she croons at them and inquires about what they've been eating is very enjoyable.

What follows is a week of hero being infuriated at fake dating and slightly awestruck as the villain is babied and ordered around by their mother.

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