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I sat down after dinner and now I have woken up 3 hours later and boy oh boy things do be feeling

So I just got back for summer camp, and I just need to know why DAVE STRIDER was one of the camp directors?

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

I have found something great but I don't know know which to choose.

what if the purge was real?

me:idk.

alex:arson just light stuff on fire

virgil:theft steal stuff I want

sofea:nothing crime is wrong

V.D: murder people are pests

The urge to create a fandom for a fake anime is unbelievable

Y/N

This girl at the school I go to is a y/n protagonist with blond hair, blue eyes, 4 ft.11, blinding optimism, a boyfriend, and top of our class. Currently, I am filling the antagonist/frenemy because when I ask her a question about something she can blow up at me for no reason. For example, I heard a rumor from my friend that she kissed her boyfriend finally. So I asked her if it was true she told the office and broke up with her boyfriend because "Us doing something like that is disgusting." then blamed me for breaking his heart and starting a rumor that they kissed. I offered to hug it out like a kid's movie and even though I did not start the rumor I apologized to her and her boyfriend. but she still keeps coming to me "Somebody asked if I kissed my boyfriend I can't bleve you have ruined my life you must be jealous of me. I could get expelled about this!" like girl, some upperclassmen were found making out campus and got away with a small PDA lecture your fine. but y/n is going to have my grades go down if she keeps trying to be the victim of nothing.

my dad: were going to the *insert last name here's* place

me: okay * gets ready, puts my best outfit on, showers and gets backpack* i'm ready to go

my dad: don't you hate * insert the name of their son* why are dressed so nicely?

me: if I out class him i'm better than him

my dad:okay get in the car with your mom.

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting