Boss Is Asleep, Cannot Stop Me From Frogposting

A List of Prompts

because yeah i think it would be helpful if there was a comprehensive list of those, so

ANGST. want to cry? here's some onion for you.

fighting/intense

someone is injured

protective

reluctant allies

shedding a tear

secret relationship--getting caught and confronted

enemies to lovers

corruption arc

sentence starters

forbidden love

101 ways to break the characters (and readers) heart

broken trust

hit em where it hurts

for the damaged

short angst sentence starters

soft angst sentence starters

high pain tolerance

dark and angsty sentence starters

from the villain

SMUT / NSFW. having horny thoughts? endulge.

action prompts

subtle intimacy

sexual tension

kissing starters

smut dialogue prompts

sfw friends with benefits

types of kisses

soft dirty talk sentence starters

consent is sexy

spicy actions

subtle smut sentence starters

nonverbal sexual situations

bdsm and dom/sub prompts

build the tension

love and leashes

FLUFF. for when your heart needs healing.

simple actions.

forehead touches.

things done while spooning

things done while dancing

oblivious idiots in love

idiots in love

dancing prompts

dialogue prompts

simple touches

casual affections

soft and sweet sentence starters

types of hugs

comforting

domestic intimacy

comforting actions

soft touches

BITTERSWEET. for those who like to hurt and then soothed.

reassuring your lover

reassuring your lover pt. 2

sacred moments

hurt/comfort prompts.

hero x villain prompts

lovers in denial

comforting a lover after a nightmare

grumpy x sunshine

enemies with benefits

noticing trauma

all about the yearning

found family

nightmares and sleeping

reassuring

reunion after (physical) trauma

possessive/territorial

for the heavy hearted

enemies to lovers

hero x villain sentence starters

dissociation starters

intervention

enemies to lovers and lovers to enemies

my text post collection vol. 1

So I just got back for summer camp, and I just need to know why DAVE STRIDER was one of the camp directors?

Kindergarten

I love my younger self because, at the age of 5 years old in kindergarten, I wore a green shirt and a group of boys told me that green was a boy's color so I could not wear it. I told them that I could wear whatever color I wanted. I told my friends this and they said that this group of boys had told them the same thing about wearing various other colors and that pink and purple were the only girl colors. I decided that that was not fair boys got way more colors than girls and I needed to do something about it. So, I approached the boys at recess and told them to GIVE ME THE COLORS so girls could wear them too. Their leader told me I would need to fight them if I wanted to get the colors from them. thus started the color war a battle that lasted many recessed but we came out victorious in the end and got to wear whatever color we wanted.

Because I sometimes secretly imagine Natsuo Todoroki with a Yung Gravy-esque personality…

Au where Natsuo, a musician notorious for making songs about his love of boys with parental issues, has his sights set on a certain someone he just knows has mommy and daddy issues: the infamous villain Shigaraki Tomura. People tell him he’s crazy for it, but Natsuo firmly believes he could treat that boy right and show him a hell of a good time. Several chart-topping songs later, all about his “admiration” for the villain league’s leader, All For One himself comments on his behavior, calling it nothing more than foolish, misplaced, and completely useless…

…And is proven completely wrong when the singer posts a picture on his social media, smugly flaunting his new boyfriend: the now former leader of the league of villains, Shigaraki Tomura.

(Natsuo’s fanbase is supportive of the new couple, praising his tenacity and joking about his “his [censored] game so good it reforms S-tier villains,” and the singer “broadcasting his own daddy issues like it’s the fucking Olympics.” Endeavor’s PR team declined to comment.)

OH GOD

so I just remembered the onceler fandom and wanted to see if it had died and it did not it's on tiktok what have I got myself in to.

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

Update:

Dragon snails have been acquired, meet Hood Shadow and Pharoah.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.