So I just got back for summer camp, and I just need to know why DAVE STRIDER was one of the camp directors?
A villain notices they are getting a lot of attention online and eventually starts a social media account to talk to the fans they have amassed. They start joking about having their account get more followers than the hero but their fans take it very seriously and blow up the account in response the villain creates a video in which they congratulate their fans and mock the hero for being below them. they also say that if fans send them an outfit they will wear it in battle this becomes extremely popular with both fans and the media with fans sending everything from suits and extravagant gowns to risque outfits (rave clothing, virgin killers, etc.) to straight-up lingerie. It also becomes a game for fans to see if the outfits the villain wears will distract the heroes.
my dad: were going to the *insert last name here's* place
me: okay * gets ready, puts my best outfit on, showers and gets backpack* i'm ready to go
my dad: don't you hate * insert the name of their son* why are dressed so nicely?
me: if I out class him i'm better than him
my dad:okay get in the car with your mom.
Your daily dose of cat memes
toga: dabi you want some french fries ?
dabi: sure ?
toga: ok *puts definitely not french fries on the table*
dabi: these are not french fries toga
toga: yes they are
dabi: how did you make them ?
toga: so the french boy at ua I may have killed and fried him so technically they are french fries.
dabi: wtf
Bully: your a boy not a girl.
younger me: no i'm a girl. I'm just a tomboy.
bully: well you're too masculine. dress like a girl.
younger me: * grows out hair and wears feminine clothes"
bully: your too feminine. it's weird.
younger me: *cuts hair short and wears masculine*
bully: you're to-
me: FUCK YOU i'm too tired to fucking care. I want to be a piece of bread. Fuck gender be bread.
That moment when you get flashbacks of the color war while getting dressed.
Once more for those in the back.
Dragon snails have been acquired, meet Hood Shadow and Pharoah.
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