Being On Tumblr Has Taught Me That Girls See Men's Hands The Same Way Men See Tits, Therefore From Now

First Kisses

First kisses are always messy,

Rushed with the flair of emotions and the ring of the bell,

The taste of blood mixed with strawberry chapstick when braces caught on my lips,

Smiling too much to even fully lock lips,

Yet your face is redder than the blood on my lips as we mutter out awkward goodbyes,

My day is filled with thinking of that moment,

Mulling over the mistakes and chewing on my swollen lip,

Maybe I need to try again,

If you let me.

Story Prompt

A guy is hitting on this girl and she tells him she is a lesbian, so he does the straight guy thing of saying "But if you never slept with a guy how do you know you're a lesbian?" and the girl replies with " go sleep with a dude to prove your straight then." to show him his argument is stupid. But, he says " Fine, but you have to sleep with a guy too." the girl not believing him agrees. a week later he comes up to her and goes " fuck you." the girl is surprised he showed up and asks why he is so angry. Only to find out HE ACTUALLY DID IT, he slept with another guy and has found out he is bisexual. and he Is so mad. after rambling about it he asks if she filled her side of the bargain she is laughing so hard she is crying. when she says she thought he was kidding he is pissed. so now they are kind of friends as she teaches him about queer culture and how to find a partner.

Flower Meanings

I love looking up the meaning of flowers to find weird stuff like that mauve carnations mean you want to do the deed.

Kindergarten

I love my younger self because, at the age of 5 years old in kindergarten, I wore a green shirt and a group of boys told me that green was a boy's color so I could not wear it. I told them that I could wear whatever color I wanted. I told my friends this and they said that this group of boys had told them the same thing about wearing various other colors and that pink and purple were the only girl colors. I decided that that was not fair boys got way more colors than girls and I needed to do something about it. So, I approached the boys at recess and told them to GIVE ME THE COLORS so girls could wear them too. Their leader told me I would need to fight them if I wanted to get the colors from them. thus started the color war a battle that lasted many recessed but we came out victorious in the end and got to wear whatever color we wanted.

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Tony the Tiger

I just learned that the official Tony the Tiger Twitter was deactivated because people were being too horny. Tony the Tiger, the frosted flakes tiger,

He sounds scared in this post what did they do to him.

My friend is a techno blade fan and I send my deepest condolences to all who loved him. He will be remembered through you all who loved him.

Raven hair done in twirls,

the perfect girl.

but it was not meant to be

for she loves man not maid such as me

my dad: were going to the *insert last name here's* place

me: okay * gets ready, puts my best outfit on, showers and gets backpack* i'm ready to go

my dad: don't you hate * insert the name of their son* why are dressed so nicely?

me: if I out class him i'm better than him

my dad:okay get in the car with your mom.

A List of Prompts

because yeah i think it would be helpful if there was a comprehensive list of those, so

ANGST. want to cry? here's some onion for you.

fighting/intense

someone is injured

protective

reluctant allies

shedding a tear

secret relationship--getting caught and confronted

enemies to lovers

corruption arc

sentence starters

forbidden love

101 ways to break the characters (and readers) heart

broken trust

hit em where it hurts

for the damaged

short angst sentence starters

soft angst sentence starters

high pain tolerance

dark and angsty sentence starters

from the villain

SMUT / NSFW. having horny thoughts? endulge.

action prompts

subtle intimacy

sexual tension

kissing starters

smut dialogue prompts

sfw friends with benefits

types of kisses

soft dirty talk sentence starters

consent is sexy

spicy actions

subtle smut sentence starters

nonverbal sexual situations

bdsm and dom/sub prompts

build the tension

love and leashes

FLUFF. for when your heart needs healing.

simple actions.

forehead touches.

things done while spooning

things done while dancing

oblivious idiots in love

idiots in love

dancing prompts

dialogue prompts

simple touches

casual affections

soft and sweet sentence starters

types of hugs

comforting

domestic intimacy

comforting actions

soft touches

BITTERSWEET. for those who like to hurt and then soothed.

reassuring your lover

reassuring your lover pt. 2

sacred moments

hurt/comfort prompts.

hero x villain prompts

lovers in denial

comforting a lover after a nightmare

grumpy x sunshine

enemies with benefits

noticing trauma

all about the yearning

found family

nightmares and sleeping

reassuring

reunion after (physical) trauma

possessive/territorial

for the heavy hearted

enemies to lovers

hero x villain sentence starters

dissociation starters

intervention

enemies to lovers and lovers to enemies