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So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

Fuck gender, be bread

Bully: your a boy not a girl.

younger me: no i'm a girl. I'm just a tomboy.

bully: well you're too masculine. dress like a girl.

younger me: * grows out hair and wears feminine clothes"

bully: your too feminine. it's weird.

younger me: *cuts hair short and wears masculine*

bully: you're to-

me: FUCK YOU i'm too tired to fucking care. I want to be a piece of bread. Fuck gender be bread.

Because I sometimes secretly imagine Natsuo Todoroki with a Yung Gravy-esque personality…

Au where Natsuo, a musician notorious for making songs about his love of boys with parental issues, has his sights set on a certain someone he just knows has mommy and daddy issues: the infamous villain Shigaraki Tomura. People tell him he’s crazy for it, but Natsuo firmly believes he could treat that boy right and show him a hell of a good time. Several chart-topping songs later, all about his “admiration” for the villain league’s leader, All For One himself comments on his behavior, calling it nothing more than foolish, misplaced, and completely useless…

…And is proven completely wrong when the singer posts a picture on his social media, smugly flaunting his new boyfriend: the now former leader of the league of villains, Shigaraki Tomura.

(Natsuo’s fanbase is supportive of the new couple, praising his tenacity and joking about his “his [censored] game so good it reforms S-tier villains,” and the singer “broadcasting his own daddy issues like it’s the fucking Olympics.” Endeavor’s PR team declined to comment.)

summer time heat 🔥

Toga Why

toga: dabi you want some french fries ?

dabi: sure ?

toga: ok *puts definitely not french fries on the table*

dabi: these are not french fries toga

toga: yes they are

dabi: how did you make them ?

toga: so the french boy at ua I may have killed and fried him so technically they are french fries.

dabi: wtf

my text post collection vol. 1

I am the red-legged bard,

I will fuck your mother and,

and steal your credit card

Do you like teenagers as animals, danger noodles or cat snakes?

Update:

Dragon snails have been acquired, meet Hood Shadow and Pharoah.