My Dad: Were Going To The *insert Last Name Here's* Place

I sat down after dinner and now I have woken up 3 hours later and boy oh boy things do be feeling

Tony the Tiger

I just learned that the official Tony the Tiger Twitter was deactivated because people were being too horny. Tony the Tiger, the frosted flakes tiger,

He sounds scared in this post what did they do to him.

Dumb Villain Idea

A villain notices they are getting a lot of attention online and eventually starts a social media account to talk to the fans they have amassed. They start joking about having their account get more followers than the hero but their fans take it very seriously and blow up the account in response the villain creates a video in which they congratulate their fans and mock the hero for being below them. they also say that if fans send them an outfit they will wear it in battle this becomes extremely popular with both fans and the media with fans sending everything from suits and extravagant gowns to risque outfits (rave clothing, virgin killers, etc.) to straight-up lingerie. It also becomes a game for fans to see if the outfits the villain wears will distract the heroes.

Do you like teenagers as animals, danger noodles or cat snakes?

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

Fake-Fan

In all honesty, in half of the fandoms, I am stalking I haven't touched the source material. I either 1. my friends like it and assume That I like it too so they get me merch, 2. I like the music from the source material so it gets recommended to me 3. I saw an offshoot of the main product. An example is that I thought D&D was a book series because I had been gifted a bestiary from the game.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Toga Why

toga: dabi you want some french fries ?

dabi: sure ?

toga: ok *puts definitely not french fries on the table*

dabi: these are not french fries toga

toga: yes they are

dabi: how did you make them ?

toga: so the french boy at ua I may have killed and fried him so technically they are french fries.

dabi: wtf

He sits atop his zero sugar throne

A List of Prompts

because yeah i think it would be helpful if there was a comprehensive list of those, so

ANGST. want to cry? here's some onion for you.

fighting/intense

someone is injured

protective

reluctant allies

shedding a tear

secret relationship--getting caught and confronted

enemies to lovers

corruption arc

sentence starters

forbidden love

101 ways to break the characters (and readers) heart

broken trust

hit em where it hurts

for the damaged

short angst sentence starters

soft angst sentence starters

high pain tolerance

dark and angsty sentence starters

from the villain

SMUT / NSFW. having horny thoughts? endulge.

action prompts

subtle intimacy

sexual tension

kissing starters

smut dialogue prompts

sfw friends with benefits

types of kisses

soft dirty talk sentence starters

consent is sexy

spicy actions

subtle smut sentence starters

nonverbal sexual situations

bdsm and dom/sub prompts

build the tension

love and leashes

FLUFF. for when your heart needs healing.

simple actions.

forehead touches.

things done while spooning

things done while dancing

oblivious idiots in love

idiots in love

dancing prompts

dialogue prompts

simple touches

casual affections

soft and sweet sentence starters

types of hugs

comforting

domestic intimacy

comforting actions

soft touches

BITTERSWEET. for those who like to hurt and then soothed.

reassuring your lover

reassuring your lover pt. 2

sacred moments

hurt/comfort prompts.

hero x villain prompts

lovers in denial

comforting a lover after a nightmare

grumpy x sunshine

enemies with benefits

noticing trauma

all about the yearning

found family

nightmares and sleeping

reassuring

reunion after (physical) trauma

possessive/territorial

for the heavy hearted

enemies to lovers

hero x villain sentence starters

dissociation starters

intervention

enemies to lovers and lovers to enemies