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You pet the horse and it meows

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Yay positivity!

Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!

Knowing Something

One day you’ll find yourself knowing something. Good for you, but that’s no reason to stop listening. If the more you know, the less you listen, then the quicker you’ll return to knowing nothing.

“It isn’t an Evil death sword, it’s a Chaotic Neutral death sword.”

-The chaotic neutral bard explaining his weapon idea to the DM (via outofcontextdnd)

“Fear the shovel”

Well, Fizz has moved to top, and you're still here against Yi and Gnar, would you like some amount of help?

clothes have no gender

haircuts have no gender

video games have no gender

makeup has no gender

sometimes, people have no gender

don’t constrict yourself with labels and do what makes you happy. 

We’re going to sell all of our starting gear and get him as many donkeys as possible

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The saddest part about being a cactus; is that they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.

Cells, they're never there when you need em'.

Every cell in my body knows how to replicate DNA yet i’m not in on it so i have to spend hours studying it.

You’re trapped in a giant’s castle. The giants slowly move mysteriously throughout the castle, speaking a foreign language, their motivations opaque. That’s what my cat’s life is like.

Also 4/8/10 in hex.

Today’s date is 100/1000/10000 in binary.

Every time you appreciate flower’s looks, you’re really complimenting its genitals.

If a cow identifies as a plant, would a vegetarian eat it?

Then it could at least be some sort of pattern.

When they standardized the inch, they shoulda gone with 2.56cm, not 2.54. Then 5, 10, 20, 40 inches would be 128, 256, 512, 1024 mm.

By killing spiders you see near you, you are allowing only the sneaky spiders to breed, creating an evolved species of super sneaky spiders that you won’t see coming for you.

Ned's the man.

This is Ned.

THE DOORS OPEN UPWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The Half-Element Series I wrote this back in March of 2015. Perhaps I’ll complete the Periodic Table of Half-Elements one day.

Terrible history, but history nevertheless.

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

It's the simple things in life.

when ur severely mentally ill its silly what things can actually save ur life, for example i was genuinely suicidal all morning and i felt like i was floating pleasurelessly through life without any fulfillment and then i made a really good sandwich and i was like, right, sandwiches. and now im alright 

END OF SUMMER SAUSAGE SALE! Wait, not ‘summer sausage’ just ‘sausage’. Like, it is the end of Summer and there is a sale on sausage. But really there is no sale. This is just a weird gif with an awkward caption. C’mon people.

Uplifting, don't you think?

These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning the art of self defense on a weekly basis.

Technically, we aren't taking up any more space, just preventing the environment from reusing our remains.

Being buried is kind of selfish. We take up so much room while we’re alive, apparently that’s not enough, we also need a permanent spot when we die.

Level 60 Mage hell to the yes!  Won by defeating a Golden Rouge with Everyfin Is Awesome. 

Next order of business is to get Golden Mage, but that’s going to take a while. 

Gamification is a thing. 

I watch too much Extra Credits. 

If jobs incorporated leveling and XP for completing tasks, productivity would skyrocket.

It should probably go towards the actual shop that has the 10-items-or-less checkout, but good luck getting that law through Congress. 

Checking out with more than 10 items in a 10-item-or-less check-out aisle should automatically add a tax to your total that goes directly to charity

I can’t wait until people stay as people. 

I can’t wait till women feel safe I can’t wait till black people feel safe I can’t wait till gay and trans people feel safe I can’t wait till Muslim people feel safe I can’t wait till Hispanic people feel safe I can’t wait till Asian people feel safe I can’t wait till all minorities wake up in the morning with a sense of tranquility and security and not have to deal with fighting for a basic human right that’s been deserved upon since the beginning

Anything can be explained, as long as you understand what causes that thing to happen.  In the case of feelings, body chemistry. In the case of left and right, your relativity to compass directions. 

I know that’s not what you meant, but at least it’s a way of explaining it. 

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

Even you can’t tell who everyone is. 

And then it turns into an angry Honey Badger. 

Have a Zigzagoon today