Cells, they're never there when you need em'.
Every cell in my body knows how to replicate DNA yet i’m not in on it so i have to spend hours studying it.
It’s really interesting to see certain photos circulate through the internet.
Like this was originally on r/oddlysatisfying, then it was put on r/mildlyinfuriating because someone posted it on Instagram with the top text.
#Catana #Catanacomics
...But then how do you make tea..?
You're a great cook
I can’t even boil water
We’re going to sell all of our starting gear and get him as many donkeys as possible
(via outofcontextdnd)
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth
Yes.
if colleges really want to prepare high school students for today’s job market then they should only accept students who “ at least 2-3 years college experiance”.
Bathing me wife. Me pigeon wife.
Oh mom!
moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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