But Then There’s CORN! :DD 

The Tumblr is attempting to understand the outside world.  This is what the World Wide Web is for.  Here, this should help. 

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Queer history is but a grain of sand in time’s eternal desert.

Did you know? Lesbians and male homosexuals would marry each other in Nazi Germany just to escape persecution? Queer history tho like I honestly am learning things everyday that shape my knowledge of what it means to be LGBT? Like did you know Malcolm X was bisexual? Did you know the Nazis persecuting homosexuals said they were protecting “traditional family values,” the same arguments used today by Republicans? Washington in the 1780s expelled several soldiers for engaging in consensual same-sex acts? FDR launched a plan in the 1920s where he forced young sailors to try and trap other sailors into sex? I think schools need to stop erasing queer history from social studies and queer literature from English classes. And also start teaching children to respect gay people at a young age, like grade five. That’s the only way I can see any change coming about…

Cells, they're never there when you need em'.

Every cell in my body knows how to replicate DNA yet i’m not in on it so i have to spend hours studying it.

The Half-Element Series I wrote this back in March of 2015. Perhaps I’ll complete the Periodic Table of Half-Elements one day.

Magical Highlighter:  Make yourself look like a CGI character! 

Warning: May contain trace elements of pixie dust and nuts. 

Heavens yes, give me a Bonk.

The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.

The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)

Uplifting, don't you think?

These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning the art of self defense on a weekly basis.

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros