Ravi, Skateboarding In Their Dorm: 'sup Heteros

Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??

Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.

Hoshi: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no

Woozi: and then jesus said ‘omae wa mou shindeiru’ and then moses answered ‘nani?!’

Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.

Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.

Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Hyuk: What's an orgasm?

N: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Leo: That's oregano, bitch.

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.

Q&A

For anyone who is interested to know thing about me. I'm going to have a Q&A open entré until the 20th of September and the 21st and 22nd of September I'll do a insta live to answer the questions.

But don't get too inappropriate plz, I don't mind dirty yet funny things. Also I'll try to answer as much as possible.

Insta : @Marinettee_12

Johnny : *coughs violently*

Charlie : don’t die

Johnny : don’t tell me what to do