Hakyeon: My Youngest, Sanghyuk, Is Being Tested For The Gifted Program At His School And My Other Son,

Charlie: And now for a gay update from Dylan.

Dylan: Getting gayer

Charlie: Thank you Dylan and now to the weather-

Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??

Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.

Hyuk: someone died in the living room.

Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.

Person: do you know him?

Person: *points at Funny man dabbing the ice cream truck song*

Danny: Not by choice

Asia: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Johnny: (mouth full of food) No...

Asia: Then what's that on your pants?

Johnny: That's cocaine.

Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious

Datty on 14th February:

Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?

Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday

Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?

Matt: Feel what?

Dylan: Even the air is different today

Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…

Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…

Matt: …

Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…

police officer: alright, what are your names?

Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin

police officer, writing it down: Hongbin

Ravi: shit

Hongbin: way to go, Ravi

police officer:

Hongbin: fuck

N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?

Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free