Ravi: *watching Hongbin Pour Two Cans Of Monster Into His Nitro Cold Brew Coffee*

Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”

Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”

Hyuk: someone died in the living room.

Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.

N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.

Jorel: I SWEAR I’M NOT CUTE

Jorel: DON’T CALL ME THAT

Jorel: I AM EVIL

Jorel: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

Jorel: FEAR ME

Vanessa:

Vanessa: Cute

Dylan: Short people are-

Danny: *Already holding a guitar*

Dylan:...

Danny: Be careful with your next words Dylan Peter Alvarez, or they might be your last

I agree on this.

there needs to be a lowkey gay version of we got married and toss all of our favorite otps on it 

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Wontaek fic

Wonshik lost a bet to Hongbin and as the loser he had to convince his boyfriend, Taekwoon to allow him to paint his toenails, he knew that was going to be a challenge.

The rest of the guys were busy with other things, Taekwoon was in the living room on the phone with one of his sisters when Wonshik asked him.

Taekwoon gave him a glare and reluctantly agreed to getting his toenails painted, he was still on the phone with his sister while Wonshik started.

Wonshik asked his sister the previous day to help him choose the right nail polish colour that Taekwoon would like.

Wonshik ended up choosing a dark blue metallic nail polish because it looked cool and mysterious.

After a while Taekwoon hung up the phone, “What colour did you choose?” He asked, “A dark blue” Wonshik replied.

While Wonshik was busy painting Taekwoon’s toenails, they talked and told jokes to make the time go past faster.

Wonshik accidentally tickles Taekwoon under his foot, when he started with his right foot.

Taekwoon didn’t feel it at first and Wonshik did it again this time on purpose and Taekwoon kicked Wonshik in the face.

Taekwoon suddenly noticed Wonshik was holding his nose with one hand, “Sorry” he said, Wonshik assured him that it wasn’t an issue at all.

Wonshik then finish what he started, Taekwoon still felt bad about kicking him.

After about fifteen minutes Wonshik was done painting Taekwoon’s toenails, and went to the bathroom to deal with his bloodied nose.

After a while Wonshik went back to the living room, and sat down next to Taekwoon while he was on the phone again.

“Who are you talking to?” Wonshik asked, Taekwoon looked at Wonshik before replying with “My mom”.

Later that evening

“So did you do it?” Hongbin asked, Wonshik told him every that happened to Hongbin, “You got kicked in the face” He replied.

Wonshik nodded, Hongbin then asked Taekwoon what his opinion was on the colour Wonshik chose.

Taekwoon reply to Hongbin’s question was, “I like the colour” before kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.

Amen

wooyoung: all clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not