Johnny: Alright Whose Turn Is It To Give The Pep Talk?

Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

Wontaek fic

Wonshik lost a bet to Hongbin and as the loser he had to convince his boyfriend, Taekwoon to allow him to paint his toenails, he knew that was going to be a challenge.

The rest of the guys were busy with other things, Taekwoon was in the living room on the phone with one of his sisters when Wonshik asked him.

Taekwoon gave him a glare and reluctantly agreed to getting his toenails painted, he was still on the phone with his sister while Wonshik started.

Wonshik asked his sister the previous day to help him choose the right nail polish colour that Taekwoon would like.

Wonshik ended up choosing a dark blue metallic nail polish because it looked cool and mysterious.

After a while Taekwoon hung up the phone, “What colour did you choose?” He asked, “A dark blue” Wonshik replied.

While Wonshik was busy painting Taekwoon’s toenails, they talked and told jokes to make the time go past faster.

Wonshik accidentally tickles Taekwoon under his foot, when he started with his right foot.

Taekwoon didn’t feel it at first and Wonshik did it again this time on purpose and Taekwoon kicked Wonshik in the face.

Taekwoon suddenly noticed Wonshik was holding his nose with one hand, “Sorry” he said, Wonshik assured him that it wasn’t an issue at all.

Wonshik then finish what he started, Taekwoon still felt bad about kicking him.

After about fifteen minutes Wonshik was done painting Taekwoon’s toenails, and went to the bathroom to deal with his bloodied nose.

After a while Wonshik went back to the living room, and sat down next to Taekwoon while he was on the phone again.

“Who are you talking to?” Wonshik asked, Taekwoon looked at Wonshik before replying with “My mom”.

Later that evening

“So did you do it?” Hongbin asked, Wonshik told him every that happened to Hongbin, “You got kicked in the face” He replied.

Wonshik nodded, Hongbin then asked Taekwoon what his opinion was on the colour Wonshik chose.

Taekwoon reply to Hongbin’s question was, “I like the colour” before kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.

Randi: This year, I lost my dear husband, Jordan.

Jordan: [in the distance] Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Randi: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Jongup: go big or go home!

Daehyun, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Jongup, go home. please. just this once, go home.

Jongup, whispering: i’m going big

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"

N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?

Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free

Johnny's clone: [poining at Johnny] Shoot HIM, he's the clone.

All of HU: [aims at the clone] the REAL Johnny  would never pass up an oppurtunity to die.

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.