Hyuk: What's An Orgasm?

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.

Aron: Would you call me self-centered?

Dylan: No, not to your face

Dylan: Actually, yes. Yes I would

Dylan: it's okay, Johnny. when life gives you lemons, you just gotta make lemonade

Johnny: that's a shitty advice

Johnny: why not just squeeze the lemon into the eyes of who's upsetting me?

Dylan: who is upsetting you that much??

Johnny: you, Dylan, with this terrible advice

N: *enters the room* Hey Leo what are you doing?

Leo: *eating popcorn and watching Criminal Minds* watching people die

N: *leaves the room*

Jongup: go big or go home!

Daehyun, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Jongup, go home. please. just this once, go home.

Jongup, whispering: i’m going big

When someone else has more pots than your fuckin’ kitchen

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Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…

Jun: yeet but classy

The8: 𝔂𝓮𝓮𝓽

Jeonghan: is it too late to sacrifice them to the gods

Judge: How do you plead?

Jorel, mouthing: Not guilty

Dylan: ... hot milky

Jorel: *bangs head on desk* for God's sake just lock him up