the marauders are at a party.
sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*
remus: *sighing* love is blind.
james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*
regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.
sirius confronting peter after betraying the potters.
sirius: i knew you were trouble when you walked in.
james in heaven: SO SHAME ON ME NOW!
james: hey…what if mike was actually short for micycle?
lily: it’s 3 in the morning, and i swear to merlin if you don’t shut up, you will wake up without a tongue.
james: *mumbling* sirius would’ve found it funny…
lily: then by all means, go sleep with him instead.
HC:
all the marauders got matching “the marauders are here” tattoos over their hearts.
but before betraying the potters, peter had the “are” on his chest crossed out and replaced with “were”.
sirius tricked james into telling him about his relationship with regulus, regulus isn’t happy.
regulus: first things first, james here is a fucking idiot, and if he tells you anything fucking different he’s a liar and a fucking snake.
regulus: *smacks james on the forehead*
regulus: fuck you.
me: i don’t chase, i attract.
the guy i like: *exists*
me:
rip sirius black, you would’ve loved all the jake gyllenhaal slander.
regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?
james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.
lily rejected james for the 700th time, and he ran out of tissues to cry into.
james: *tears out a page from ‘the song of achilles’ and wipes his tears*
remus, only noticing the book cover and james’ crying: yeah…i get why you’re crying, that book is pretty fucking sad.
james: my love life is pretty fucking sad too, moony.
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james is texting a sleepy regulus at 3am.
james: reg, would you still love me if i had no ears?
regulus: no, goodnight.
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