sirius confronting peter after betraying the potters.
sirius: i knew you were trouble when you walked in.
james in heaven: SO SHAME ON ME NOW!
headcanon:
sirius blackโs nervous tick is chewing on the tip of his middle finger, but his rbf makes him look like heโs purposely flipping everyone off.
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note; thank you so much! I never thought I would make it this far! i appreciate everyone so much. sorry that you have to put up with me!
rules;
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๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐บ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฎ'๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐! ๐๐ฅ๐ผ๐ผ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ผ๐ฑ. ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐.
๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค๐ง๐ผ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ผ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ผ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ผ๐ง!
๐ณ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ผ๐บ๐; ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ (๐บ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ / ๐ด๐ผ๐น๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ผ), ๐ด๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ,
๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ง!
โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ โฃ๏ธ
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๐๐๐๐ฝ๐พ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐พ - ๐ผ๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ป๐ ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐บ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐พ๐ - ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐ธ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐บ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐พ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐!
๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ - ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ + ๐๐ผ๐พ๐๐บ๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐พ ๐บ ๐๐๐๐พ๐พ ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐ป๐๐บ๐๐ฝ
๐๐๐พ ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐บ๐๐ - ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐ธ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐พ ๐๐๐ ๐บ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ ๐ฝ๐๐บ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐บ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐!
๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐พ ๐บ๐ ๐๐๐พ ๐พ๐๐ฝ - ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐พ ๐๐๐๐ + ๐บ ๐ผ๐๐บ๐๐บ๐ผ๐๐พ๐ (๐บ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐บ๐๐ฝ๐๐) ๐บ๐๐ฝ ๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ ๐๐๐ ๐บ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐๐๐พ ๐ ๐พ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐!
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hi my lovelies!!
i hope youโre enjoying the account as much i enjoy posting on it.
happy new year, and thank you all so so much for your support, it really means the world to me ๐ค๐ค
i just wanted to clarify that this is an anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore, and anti-snape account.
and thatโs all! have a great day my lovelies <33
snape is serenading lily, and itโs quite distasteful.
snape: so come run your hands through my hair, โcause thatโs why itโs there.
sirius (to remus and james): โcome run your hands through my hairโ? i can make some bloody fried chicken using all that grease in it.
sirius blackโs favorite beverage is coke zero.
regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?
james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much cafรฉ on an empty tรบmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.
sirius: i feel like i absorb the positive energy from the people around me.
remus: so youโre kind of like a dementor?
sirius: no, i donโt suck the joy out of people.
remus: debatable.
sirius: WHATDOYOUMEAN?!
james: sirius is about to come home from his third date any minute now.
regulus: third date? with the same guy? did he talk during the first two?
james: yeah no, iโm as shocked as you are.
james: *is laying on the floor with a clear quartz stone on his head*
james: i do not chase, i attract, what belongs to me will simply find me.
sirius: *peeks his head into the dorm room*
sirius: james, come say hi to regulus in the common room.
james: HI โ IM JAMES BUT YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT โ IM THE BEST CHASER HOGWARTS HAD EVER SEEN โ I LIVE TO CHASE.
a bunch of shitposts from a sirius black kinnie, what could possibly go wrong?anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore and anti-snape account18+
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