Lily Rejected James For The 700th Time, And He Ran Out Of Tissues To Cry Into.
lily rejected james for the 700th time, and he ran out of tissues to cry into.
james: *tears out a page from ‘the song of achilles’ and wipes his tears*
remus, only noticing the book cover and james’ crying: yeah…i get why you’re crying, that book is pretty fucking sad.
james: my love life is pretty fucking sad too, moony.
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sirius black had a fear of needles (but not when it came to piercings and tattoos). so naturally, he always refused to take blood tests.
remus: blood tests are very important sirius, we need to know which vitamins you lack and what’s going on in the junk food dumpster you call a body.
sirius: here for a good time, not for a long time.😗✌️
sirius: what did i ever do to you?
remus: *pulling out a list* i thought you’d never ask.
barty: your ex is waiting by the common room entrance, they’re begging to talk to you.
regulus: *applying nail polish*
regulus: too bad, i only do second coats not second chances.
james: *holding up his smudged glasses* reg, darling, can you get me something to clean my glasses with?
regulus: sure. *stands up and walks over to sirius, rips his shirt off his back, and gives the torn piece to james*
james: *cleaning his glasses* thank you, my love.
remus lupin would 100% wear sandals with socks and think it’s peak fashion, sue me.
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
he said we were endgame, turns out we were just infinity war.
head canon:
george and fred stole the marauders map on a rainy day, when they finally figured out how to open and use it, a loud rumble of thunder broke out through the soft pitter patters of the raindrops hitting the window, it was as if the sky was congratulating them for it.
but the sky wasn’t, it was actually james potter, watching them from above and cheering them on with all the power he had.
james: hey…what if mike was actually short for micycle?
lily: it’s 3 in the morning, and i swear to merlin if you don’t shut up, you will wake up without a tongue.
james: *mumbling* sirius would’ve found it funny…
lily: then by all means, go sleep with him instead.
gm friends !
let’s all think about how peter pettigrew was the marauders’ biggest prank.
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a bunch of shitposts from a sirius black kinnie, what could possibly go wrong?anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore and anti-snape account18+
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