Sirius Tricked James Into Telling Him About His Relationship With Regulus, Regulus Isn’t Happy.

james: what’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever seen someone do?

remus: turn a bunch of kids into werewolves, just to start an army.

lily: being prejudiced against half-bloods and muggle borns whilst being a half-blood themselves.

sirius: try to conceive for years, then become abusive to the very kids they were dying to have.

james: o-oh, i was just gonna say nick my sweaters right after they said that their fashion sense is nothing like mine…

regulus: i never said, nor did such a thing.

sirius and remus are texting.

sirius: can we break up for 1 hour, 6 minutes and 11 seconds?

remus: no, but what for?

sirius: i wanna listen to adele’s new album from another perspective.

remus: as tempting as your offer sounds, it’s still not a valid excuse for me to dump you, sirius.

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

sirius and regulus are eavesdropping on their parents while they’re discussing politics, and are texting each other whatever they hear.

sirius: did she just say that voldy’s going to enforce a marshmallow?

regulus: a martial law, you gormless git.

regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?

james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.

james is bringing sirius back home after a blood test.

sirius: *walks in happily with a lollipop in his mouth*

remus: i take it that the blood test went well?

james: he was in and out of that chair in exactly one minute!

sirius: yeah! and no biting this time, not even attempted biting!

me: i don’t chase, i attract.

the guy i like: *exists*

me:

sirius black’s favorite beverage is coke zero.

the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.

everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didn’t hear it from us!)

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note; thank you so much! I never thought I would make it this far! i appreciate everyone so much. sorry that you have to put up with me!

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𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝗼𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞! 𝐟𝐥𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝗺𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝗼𝐱. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞.

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝗼 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐧!

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𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗌𝖻𝗒 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) + 𝖺 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍!

𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗃𝗎𝖽𝗂𝖼𝖾 - 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝗍𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝗋 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗉𝗎 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍!

𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗎𝗌 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎!

𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆!