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Oscar: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Lando: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Lestappen in Ferrari and Lestappen in Red Bull are two different couples in terms of vibe, like in Ferrari they are like a royal family, majestic and untouchable, and in Red Bull they are just two psychopaths with problems with the media and aggression.

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

John: We don't want any trouble

Sherlock, under his breath: I do

“Mr-“

“Doctor”

“Mr.doctor?”

“It’s strange”

“Maybe who am I to judge”

We don’t appreciate the absurdity of this scene enough, it’s freaking crazy and absolutely one of the funniest scenes in the entire film

Ravenclaw : “I’m not really popular here. I’m… like… really weird.”

Slytherin: “Oh, that’s fantastic! I love hanging out with weird people. They make me look normal.”

Ravenclaw: “Opportunistic much. But I’ll take it.”

The origins of true friendship.

Hufflepuff: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me

Ravenclaw: we're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Hufflepuff: yes

Slytherin: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you

Gryffindor: People always say drinking numbs the pain. Why isn’t it working?

Slytherin: It would help if the drink in question wasn’t chocolate milk.

Rhodes: Are you sober?

Tony: No, Gemini.

Rhodes: Tony is a good person, if you ignore all the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.

Tony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Clint: Suppose?!

Natasha: Slight?!

Bruce: Tendency?!

Rhodes: A bit?!

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

happy pride month.

i love you.

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

Pepper: I need a unique way to tell the old men in the board meetings that they're stupid. Any ideas?

Tony: wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster

Sam: we squint at the sun because its bright. We squint at people because they're not

Nat: It is impossible to underestimate you

Clint: I expected nothing and am still disappointed

Peter: ...you've all said all of those to me though

Nat: yeah, they're compliments!

Peter: oh, okay!

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

happy pride month.

i love you.

I could really use some appreciation the coming week

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

"I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday... every day"

after watching enola holmes 2 i will not even consider a relationship with you until you teach me how to dance in a bathroom at a ball and then allow me to teach you to fight in a carriage as we make our way to fight the bad guys

Enola: He's not my boy.

Eudoria, Edith, and Sherlock: He's not?

Tewkesbury: I'm not?

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

once again why did we let masquerade balls and handwritten letters and heart lockets and daggers strapped to thighs go out of fashion

Remus, trying to find a hobby: I love knitting needles. You can make a scarf, make a hat, stab someone's eyes out, make mittens...

Grant: What was that middle one?

Remus: Make a hat.

all the members of one direction singing one direction songs but not getting back together is the slowest slow burn i’ve ever witnessed

Remus: *is the one they all go to for advice*

Also Remus: *hasn't slept in three days, hasn't eaten anything but a bar of chocolate for two, hates himself thoroughly, would literally jump in front of a bullet for a stranger just for the chance to die by accident*

Remus: Yeah, of course, I'm great at giving advice.

“I’m free on valentines day!” yeah you read marauders fanfic we know

"Who got you smiling like that?"

Oh it's just words on screen about some fictional gay people falling in love. nothing much.

Pandora: You shouldn’t have messed with the dream team. Now we’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Barty: And this knife I found