I read the rules before I break them. Angel Face. Devil thoughts.
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Latest Posts by mischiefmanaged247 - Page 2
“but these characters have canon personalities, you can’t just make up your own thing”
maybe YOU can’t, but i can. it sounds like a skill issue to me.
James is biggest wolfstar shipper, Remus is biggest jegulus shipper and Regulus is biggest rosekiller shipper
Power point night
Remus: why when I say no, you should listen to me
Sirius: the art of being pretty and an absolute devil
Peter: how to survive oblivious queer couples
James: Regulus 101
Regulus: why people should just shut up
Dorcas: an overview of female empowerment through history
Marlene: dorcas
Mary: why Mary does it better
Pandora: Lily my lily and my friends as flowers
Lily: “James, stop it and Sirius don’t do that” and other sentences of my life
Regulus (2): why James Potter is the best person alive and you should all perish, featuring: James Potter
Barty: 69 ways to kill a man and not get caught
Evan: Surviving Barty, a tutorial
The Daily Prophet: two people have reportedly broken into the Ministry all by themselves.
Regulus: *scoffs* what idiots
*Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Barty and Evan running away from the aurors*
Regulus: wait, those are my idiots
the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
Barty, thoughtfully: Do you ever ask yourself if maybe you're mentally ill?
Regulus, snorting: No, I know I am.
Regulus: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. Pandora: But what if something else happens just this one time.
Regulus: All of your existences are confusing.
Barty, Evan, Dorcas & Pandora: How so?
Regulus: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Barty: point is, we need to try it.
Regulus: but that’s illegal.
Barty:
Evan:
Regulus: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in.
Evan: I was in when I heard illegal.
Evan, to anyone: Oh, let me show you a picture of my boyfriend Evan: *pulls up Barty's mugshot*
remus lupin core is wearing a cardigan and eyeliner to a bar...
james: sirius would throw himself from the gryffindor tower for you
remus: you and sirius would throw yourselves from the gryffindor tower for fun
james:
remus: stop thinking about it, not happening.
Sirius: Damn right I'm pretty.
Regulus: I said petty.
Sirius: I hate you!
Regulus: Okay? I hate me too, you’re not special.
Lily: how good of friends are we?
Remus: I would trade you for a bag of crisps
Lily: No you wouldn’t. Although… we really don’t get a lot of fast food because of Hogwarts.
Remus: I would literally give myself to the death eaters for a chicken nugget
Lily: you would be worth at least two
Remus: you flatter me
Mary: I would betray all of you for a good pizza
Remus: permission to give a fuck?
Regulus: permission denied
Remus: thank god
Sirius: I just think my instincts about people are better than yours.
Remus: What? Why?
Sirius: Well, I picked you-
Sirius: You on the other hand, picked me
Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son
Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.
Walburga: …
Remus:
Walburga: …
Remus: I did not stutter.
*meanwhile*
Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.
James: *pulls out his guitar*
James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*
Remus *while with Sirius on his motorbike*: I-
Remus: Sirius you didn’t use your turn signals!?
Sirius: It’s no-ones business where I’m going
Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?
Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.
Sirius: and then he hit his head.
Remus: *wheezes*
Remus to James, watching Sirius sleep: You know, he can be a lot of trouble, but when i see him lying here asleep like this, i just think…
James: how easy it would be to hold a pillow over his face?
"Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, you can talk to me any time of the day."
- Remus Lupin, probably.
Remus: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Sirius: Several traffic violations. Peter: Three counts of resisting arrest. James: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Lily: Also, that’s not our car.
James: Getting up at 6 am made me realize that 6 am isnt a place, it’s an emotion.
Remus: 6 am isn't a place at all.
James: That's because it’s an emotion.
Lily: Anyone d- Sirius: Depressed? James: Drained? Peter: Dumb? Remus: Disliked? Lily: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
remus lupin fr
Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom.
Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.
gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin
sirius black: heck yes I'm out of Azkaban
sirius black: right plan a kill that motherfucker wormtail little fucking
sirius black: actually maybe I should check on harry first
sirius black: in disguise obvs
sirius black: will the fact my disguise is also an omen of death affect this damaged and targeted child in any way
sirius black: nah