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Regulus: Nobody here thinks anything through.

Sirius: Remus is our moral compass.

Remus: I am? We’re fucked.

Oscar: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Lando: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Tony: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Clint: Suppose?!

Natasha: Slight?!

Bruce: Tendency?!

Rhodes: A bit?!

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Amy: So, Rosa, do you have a crush on anyone?  Rosa: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Amy: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Jake: You need to stop.

Barty, thoughtfully: Do you ever ask yourself if maybe you're mentally ill?

Regulus, snorting: No, I know I am.

Remus, trying to find a hobby: I love knitting needles. You can make a scarf, make a hat, stab someone's eyes out, make mittens...

Grant: What was that middle one?

Remus: Make a hat.

“I may have accidentally did it on purpose…”

— Sirius Black, probably (via madammarauder)