Pandora: You Shouldn’t Have Messed With The Dream Team. Now We’re Going To Defeat You With The Power

Regulus: All of your existences are confusing.

Barty, Evan, Dorcas & Pandora: How so?

Regulus: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

John: We don't want any trouble

Sherlock, under his breath: I do

Sirius: I hate you!

Regulus: Okay? I hate me too, you’re not special.

“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

Sirius: am I being dramatic, yes.

Sirius: is it justified, also yes.

Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

sirius black: heck yes I'm out of Azkaban

sirius black: right plan a kill that motherfucker wormtail little fucking

sirius black: actually maybe I should check on harry first

sirius black: in disguise obvs

sirius black: will the fact my disguise is also an omen of death affect this damaged and targeted child in any way

sirius black: nah

Remus: I think I'm in love with Sirius.

Lily: I’m sorry?

Remus: I said, I think I’m in lo—

Lily: No, I'm just sorry

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional