Remus, Trying To Find A Hobby: I Love Knitting Needles. You Can Make A Scarf, Make A Hat, Stab Someone's

Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

Ravenclaw : “I’m not really popular here. I’m… like… really weird.”

Slytherin: “Oh, that’s fantastic! I love hanging out with weird people. They make me look normal.”

Ravenclaw: “Opportunistic much. But I’ll take it.”

The origins of true friendship.

remus lupin deserves the world, but the world does not deserve remus lupin.

sirius black: heck yes I'm out of Azkaban

sirius black: right plan a kill that motherfucker wormtail little fucking

sirius black: actually maybe I should check on harry first

sirius black: in disguise obvs

sirius black: will the fact my disguise is also an omen of death affect this damaged and targeted child in any way

sirius black: nah

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

happy pride month.

i love you.

Remus *while with Sirius on his motorbike*: I-

Remus: Sirius you didn’t use your turn signals!?

Sirius: It’s no-ones business where I’m going

Evan, to anyone: Oh, let me show you a picture of my boyfriend Evan: *pulls up Barty's mugshot*

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

all the members of one direction singing one direction songs but not getting back together is the slowest slow burn i’ve ever witnessed