I Never Knew I Needed This Until Now

Apirl: "Do you feel bonita?" Them: "Yes" April: "GOOD BECAUSE YOU LOOK BONITA!"

Get a fire extinguisher. It's getting too hot in here🔥

OH GREAT RABBIT! TELL US! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO!!!

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

HOLY SHET!!! IT'S A DUCKING PAINTING!!!

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

Me: Yeah fuck that. I'M TRAUMATIZED AS FUCK SO I QUIT!!!

After being a superhero for decades and experiencing many awful events, you make a horrifying discovery: you don’t age and will never be able to retire

Oh dear god Chrome..... I swear for chrismas I'm getting you something so that you don't end up cutting of blood cerculation from your arm with all those bracelets

kandi life

Me: All I asked was a bed time story! Not your dramatic past! The person telling me this: You get what you get and you don't get upset!

“When those armies came, they slaughtered the village and cornered me in my cottage. They said that they had me surrounded, but they didn’t seem to realise that the last thing you should let a necromancer have access to is fresh corpses.”

Saw the Wicked Movie for the first time today. It was awesome but I hate how it was just part one. Good thing I saw a musical a few years ago so I know how it ends! The movie theater I went to had chair the reclined. And barely any one was in the theater. Loved it 10/10

My cousins didn't come over today but I probably am the gay cousin since I'm bisexual.

if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

And incase you don't believe this, Tchaikocsky got married to a lady, but he abandoned her weeks after the wedding. Dick move but also a gay one. Still a dick move my dude.

do u ever get emotional about the fact that tchaikovsky, a gay man, wrote his Romeo and Juliet overture for his brother and his brother’s gay lover bc I sure as hell do

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one