Me: All I Asked Was A Bed Time Story! Not Your Dramatic Past! The Person Telling Me This: You Get What

HOW IS THIS TRASH?! She also canonically should be able to cancel contracts since she's the princess of hell. P.S. I'm loving chaos causing Charlie.

Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash

". . . Well that's kinda a dumb rule" "I KNOW RIGHT?!" "So.... can I still come cause like..... I've watched a lot of cartoons as a kid so I wanna whack someone with a mallet. It's actually on my bucket list of questionable things I wanna do." "Your what now?"

You were summoned to a fantasy world. As you are eager to begin your new life as the hero, the summoner explains: "Actually, our party already has one. In fact, you're only here because we need a human member in order for us to be officially recognized as a hero's party."

I love how none of us are still over the fact that Emmet is probably going crazy trying to find his brother

My extremely unrealistic hope for Legends ZA

"NO! YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! I CAN'T STAND THEM!"

You are a supervillain, and everyone was surprised when you declared another supervillain to be your arch nemesis instead of one of the heroes who constantly thwart your plans.

". . . You need to do better make-up" "Bitch! You need to hide your chest or else it'll be clear you're a lady!" *they help each other hide and the guy's gay while the girl's a lesbian :3*

A princess who is going to be in an arranged marriage runs away. She cuts her hair and pretends to be a man. However, she runs into the prince who was going to get married to her. He also ran away, and he is pretending to be a woman. They instantly recognize each other.

HOW????

I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!

you're very beautiful.

and yeah,

you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life

Reblogging cause YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REBLOG! NOT REPOST

Based on actual events

"My mom says we shouldn't wish for stuff, so what's the point really. Best to do things yourself! And yes I know I could wish for world peace but we don't know how long it'll last, and there are million other things I could wish for to help human kind, but we all need to work on our issues ourselves"

"I, the genie, offer you three wishes-" "I wish for you to be free." "You can onl- wait, what?"

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

Gotta remember this...

So, about a month and a half ago, I sent an ask here about Charlie being Lucifer's adoptive child, instead of his biological one, and Alastor demanding custody of her because of his scheming, and a lot of people seemed to like it, so now it is a fic, with its first chapter on ao3!

I can't add links directly but this is it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55062487/chapters/139599334

And this is the ask I sent in: https://www.tumblr.com/nunalastor/744132699579629568/yall-seem-experienced-it-fic-and-fandom-culture?source=share

And this is my blog where the most recent post is the fic link and summary: @loser-babey

A big thank you for the encouragement, your blog really helped actually put this idea into motion, and just feed into the idea itself, so thank you for that spark!

If you guys or anyone else ends up checking it out, I hope you enjoy it! <3

oh shit!! link