Apirl: "Do You Feel Bonita?" Them: "Yes" April: "GOOD BECAUSE YOU LOOK BONITA!"

I need these for the day of the dead

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

The daughter in question: MURDER!!!! (she's having tea with dolls and is 15.... is she trying to poison one of them? Yes? No?)

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

*grabs twenty megaphones and sticks them all together* You will soon~ *insert evil laughter*

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

I never knew I needed this until now

Drawing is fun again!!! Have these doodles!

This reminds me of how I act with a friend.... She's Raph but instead of Leo in the speech bubble...... It's FUCKING WILLAIM AFTON!!!! While I'm Mikey trying to get her to stop.

I will never shut up yall im sorry

THANK YOU!!!!

After this scene, I started to headcanon that eating hot rocks is something imps do often when upset or trying to comfort someone, and that the internal organs of imps and imp hybrids are fire proof because of this practice, which would help explain a bit why only Fizzarolli's limbs were burnt off and not his head and body

Can we just take a minute to comprehend that Blitz is eating hot rocks so he can cuddle his bf to warm him up for comfort?

heating pad lizard is canon wtf

My brain is so fucking confused...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

You fucking know I'm reblogging! I WILL THROW A SHOE FOR YOU ACES!!! I WILL HIT SOMEONE WITH A HIGH HEEL FOR YOU!!!

Reblog this if you support sex-averse and sex-repulsed aces, including:

Aces who never want to have sex

Aces who had sex in the past but don't desire it anymore

Aces with sexual trauma who feel like their trauma ties into their asexuality

Aces with sexual trauma who don't feel like their trauma caused their asexuality

Aces who don't want to talk to you about sex

Aces who don't want to hear about sex

Yes even aces who do not want to engage with any sexual content and don't want it in their own personal spaces

Yes even aces who express the desire to have more spaces for queer adults where their boundaries are met (on top of the queer spaces that exist, we do not want to sanitize your existing spaces ffs)

If you cannot be normal about these people existing, if you believe they're a threat to our community and to how we're viewed by people who aren't aspec and the rest of the LGBTQ+ community, you are not an asexual ally. Yes, even if you're aspec yourself. Especially if you're aspec yourself.

Because it's been pride month for 4 days and I'm already seeing people trying to throw us under the bus or pretend we don't exist because that makes the ace community more palatable to exclusionists and people who swallowed too much "aces are puritans" propaganda.