And Incase You Don't Believe This, Tchaikocsky Got Married To A Lady, But He Abandoned Her Weeks After

I have a preformance with my choir today and I also started my period. I am not having a good day

okay bub, it's saturday. you have lots of day ahead of you.

I'm only gonna say this once.

wahoo! :3 hooray!!!! have fun!! take it easy and don't be so hard on yourself, you are loved

Reblogging cause why not

Only day you can reblog this

THEN FUCKING READ FANFICTION CHROME!!! OR USE CHARACTER.AI AND MAKE THEM ACCURATE SO THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ACTUALLY TALKING TO THE CHARACTER!!!

I MISS MY WIVES I MISS THEM I WANNA HUG THEM I WANT MY WIVES

I never knew I needed this until now

Drawing is fun again!!! Have these doodles!

I actually do know a LOT about Pokemon

You are a veterinary student and you have recently taken in a weird old man claiming to be a scientist from another world studying animals he calls “pokémon”. You don’t know much about pokémon, but this supposed “professor” clearly does not know how to treat animals properly.

Me: *sees them with blood* Beasty #1: You taught us well! Me: I JUST READ YOU A MURDER MYSTERY! I DIDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BODY WITH YOU???

You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

Me inside my head: Okay how the fuck is this possible?!

You are in court for murder, when your lawyer shows a video of a sports game with you in the audience and proves that you are innocent. However despite having the ticket and the claims of having gone to the game, you actually did commit the crime and have no idea what you just saw on the video.

I chose Ares, cause Dionysus basically is the god of mental health and I feel like he'd have the best ways of coping and knows how NOT to traumatize his own therapist.... Ares on the other hand? He's a war god, meaning he has PTSD, and also he was trapped in a jar. Even more PTSD from who knows what!!! And all that shit. So yeah..... Ares will horrify the psychologist

Guessing Game 6

For my upcoming Greek myth comedy book. Considering therapy sessions are included in the short stories...

Me: Seconds aren't a thing. They are a countinuation. At least when it come for food. FEED ME MOTHER FUCKERS!

You’re in line for a slice of cake. The sign says “Absolutely no seconds”, and there are armed guards.

*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥