F- It! I'll Do It Myself

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Howdy-hey, folks! Just a heads up that for the next.... two-three days I will be unreachable as I will be working on my stories! But when I come abck, you'll have about... Two to three chapters of a Ninjago OC stuff

no, no. GOD FORBID YOU SEE ALL HIS KIDS THERE AT THE SAME TIME! and none argue. Cause that means shit is going down and we might lose the world and probably all die horrifically.

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

Claws & Her Lover(W.I.P)

unfinished pic of my Justice League of Claws(Darlene Adil), and her villain lover/baby daddy.

Feel free to guess who he is. Hint: Drop Zone.

my stinky baby. Mr. Dasher Constantine Wayne. Yes, he is named after a reindeer and two DC characters.

i literally said NOT to harass people about it. Just that, to me, it feels less okay.

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PSA!

I will explain when I return from school at around 2:45, but it is my belief that even though the Nightmare Critters are a bit of .. walking red flags in certain ways.

They would be FIERCELY loyal to each other.

I shall explain later

Claws Is Colorblind

On a mission where the Justice League is working with Scarecrow to take out a trafficking ring(bc even Scarecrow doesn't support trafficking. Human rights bitch).

Claws(Aka Darlene though no one knows this), trying to figure out a color-coded note: "Uh... which ones the clue?"

Scarecrow, who is restrained bc the League reasonably doesn't trust him: "The pink one, Claws."

Claws: ".... Which one?"

Scarecrow, blinking: "The pink one?"

Claws: "........"

Green Arrow: "Claws.... what's wrong?"

Claws: "There's no pink one."

Black Canary: "Yeah, it's right there-..... Claws, are you colorblind?"

Claws: ".... I didn't think so.... No..."

Green Arrow: "What color am I?"

Claws, squinting: "..... Um..... Yellow?"

Scarecrow: "uh.... who's gonna tell her?"

Poll

If I, theoretically, started posting Ninjago OC content(more story focused and something I have been working on for a year and already have a 181 script page for season one ready)....

Would any of you be interested?

Art Sketch

Supposed to be John Constantine giving Misha a haircut. Would've been about a week after she moved in with him. She wanted to cut what she felt was the last ties to a super bad situation, by changing one of the things she used to never be able to, her hair. Of course, he doesn't know the full extent of her past(not the whole compound in Estonia, raised to never expect to live the next day thing), just that she escaped a bad situation and wanted to change her look.

For John, it's just his new roommate asking for help. For Misha, it's a big step in her life, her gaining her freedom and proving she's not a puppet on a string anymore. She doesn't have to live by Mother Veronica's rules anymore. She can be herself. She can be free. And she can trust others to help her when she can't do something herself.

And to her, that's good enough. ❤️

update, I've got sketches done and I'll give a little info on each one for this au

Touille was the team chef and nutritionist. But nowadays just relaxes and enjoys cooking for the others. During the "incident" that i haven't figured out a cool name for it. Basically all you need to know is Baba is a traitor.(They also are pretty sure Simon killed her to protect the others but they are wrong, but I will be referring to her as dead.) during it, he lost half his tail.

This is Baba in this au. She was the team scout and supplier. During the betrayal incident, she actually did live and went back to working for the Prototype, however she is missing a couple wool patches.

This one is my oc, Michi Token, the team's second in command and wildcard. Or she used to be. She had a very powerful magic based on the celestial body Spica in the constellation Virgo. But somehow during the incident, Baba used some sort of red smoke that completely drained Michi's powers and also puncture her lungs. She managed to survive but now uses an air filter mask and can't use magic. She is very upset about this as before she felt like she could help her team before, but couldn't.

This is Rabie in this au. She was the team's undercover agent and Intel recon agent. In this au, she had an on-again-off-again ex named Tyler and (because for some reason my brain went "what if mama ba?") is her early first trimester of pregnancy. She got a lot of wing tears and scars from the betrayal incident.

This is this au's Poe, the team medic and tactician. Nowadays he's mostly just in charge of everyone making sure to take their meds and take care of themselves. During the betrayal incident he lost his leg, which is obvious. And got a mechanical replacement which he hates as not it causes him to land awkwardly any time he flies.

This is Simon, team captain and kinda a powerhouse. He's very protective and during the betrayal incident, he lost part of his horn and had to kill Baba to protect the others. He feels guilty over it. Not because he feels guilty for attacking her, his team is his hoard and she tried to hurt them, but more like he didn't want to just kill her. He has nightmares about it rarely. He's also super rich and singlehandedly pays for the team. He's fifteenth in line of his home planet, who get buy on the export of gold(which is practically as common as dirt on his planet) but he's very wise with his money.

This is Icky Licky, he was the team sharpshooter and certified tiny beanpole. During the incident, he lost his arm, and got it replaced mechanically. He hates though, because he feels like he isn't as good of a sharpshooter anymore.

This is Maggie, she was the team powerhouse and underwater specialist. She lost parts of her fins in the betrayal incident and can't swim as fast anymore. She also has an adorable pet tarantula named Momo.

This is allister, he was also a team powerhouse, but specialized in melee and security. He has narcolepsy(not sure if it's the right word but it's the condition where he sleeps randomly). He lose his eye in the betrayal incident. Like... the entire eyeball, there's just a socket. He'll usually wear a patch over it(like a bandage patch) but when going somewhere Fancy he'll wear a crystal glass eye Simon got him

(space Rider au belongs to @onyxonline)

*Takes deep breath before screaming

.... So, I got a new phone... And didn't realize my ibis paint account didn't have cloud sync on. So all the Space Riders AU(Which I actually came up with a name for as the Nightmare Crew AU.)

..... Is gone. So.... That's a week I have to redo