My Stinky Baby. Mr. Dasher Constantine Wayne. Yes, He Is Named After A Reindeer And Two DC Characters.

okay, but put this in perspective.

Black Forrest goes to Wedding Cake and they plan this whole thing and when Wedding Cake asks who the person she's marrying is... she basically said the real life equivalent of "oh, who's your partner?" "Thor."

I fw with black Forrest she's basically me when I yearn for burning spice

Have memes I made because of conversations

"you'll never be like my witchy wookies you pathetic wItCh cookies 😒"

PSA!

I will explain when I return from school at around 2:45, but it is my belief that even though the Nightmare Critters are a bit of .. walking red flags in certain ways.

They would be FIERCELY loyal to each other.

I shall explain later

Baba Chops In My Au!

(@onyxonline for their au which I made this offshoot of)

Name: Baba Chops

Codename: Black Sheep

Uniform Accent Color: Black

Symbol: Skull

Height: (undecided but she's in the middle of two extremes. She's like average height.)

Age: (again, haven't figured out age yet, but is kinda in the middle of all the others)

Eye color: Stone gray.

Role: Scout.

Weapon: Sickles.

Celestial Power: None. At least none known or active. But, unknown to the others at the time this picture was(which would be when they were still on missions but before her betrayal), her sickles are coated in a distilled form of the protoype's red smoke, specifically a strain to cause paralysis for a few hours. She also has a bit of immunity due to the tattoo marking(which you can see on her stomach as supposed to be the protoype's claw marks but she's covering it with makeup in the pic) and it makes her immune because of yet to be determined reasons. I'm trying okay?

Home planet: Baba grew up in many of the cult's different compounds, so she didn't have a home planet really. Though it was most likely she had been born on a planet that had been destroyed by the protoype's red smoke, where the cult decided to station a compound.

Upbringing: For being raised in a cult, it was.. somewhat healthy-ish. Aside from the obvious bad stuff, she actually grew up pretty happy and healthy, physically. Mentally is... Questionable. She was actually tutored by the protoype's second in command, The Doctor (who's name in this au escapes me even though I feel like he got mentioned?), since she showed immense potential. She was trained to infiltrate the Space Riders.

School Life: Was definitely a loner, most of the school didn't even know she went to school with them type of loner. Had no social life and didn't want any. She only occasionally hung around the nightmare critter crew(as this would've been when they also attended the space Rider school) in large group settings, but they weren't really friends. She got really good grades and was always on time. The counselor recommended she not be given a gun.

First Mission: she actually joined later than the others on the Nightmare Critters crew, but her first mission was very tense since the team had been well established at the time and she kinda threw them off. She did well on the mission, despite not listening to a single word he others said. The mission was a failure for reasons unknown to the others, but Baba absolutely knew why.

Last Mission(aka, the one she betrayed them on) Took fucking pride in taunting them, especially Simon. She was ruthless and savage in the attack, as was Yarnaby. But she enjoyed watching the betrayed looks on the others faces. She insulted and attacked their vulnerabilities. After Simon's attack that 'killed her'(at least it seemed that way to the Space Riders) Yarnaby had to drag her away to safety, despite her protests that she could fight more.

Orientations(did they go to any for the younger space riders?): nope. Not once. Stayed back to do maintenance on the ship. Would have rather stabbed herself than breathed the same air as those people.

Injuries(inflicted from the last Mission): Lots of burnt wool, bald spots, and burn marks. Most of her bald spots have been covered by yarn from Yarnaby, but she still is so salty about it. She also has a slight limp, but will deny it fiercely if asked.

Family: Unknown. As she was raised in a cult, she was taken from her mother at a very young age, and even then from her caretakers when the prototype took her under his wing. But she doesn't really care. She only ever wanted to know for medical reasons.

Solo Missions: Never went on them, since she always needed an alibi and honestly didn't wanna do rock, paper scissors, with another cultist to figure out which one of them had to lose.

Reputation: Had the worst reputation as she was blunt and harsh with everyone but her crew. She didn't care though, her goal was to cause discourse.

Feel free to ask me questions about her! ^w^

I wish to be polite

@onyxonline

Hi, i noticed you didn't have an ask box and I didn't know whether it was okay to build off your au, so I wanted to ask permission to use your way for an idea I had.

Basically the nightmare critters(i noticed in your au they weren't there and I'm not sure if you planned to add them) in this au were the Critter team before the Smiling Critters, but Baba ended up being a traitor and they all got some injuries and had to retire early? I also wanted to really draw my OC Michi Token(a. Red panda) in this au.

update, I've got sketches done and I'll give a little info on each one for this au

Touille was the team chef and nutritionist. But nowadays just relaxes and enjoys cooking for the others. During the "incident" that i haven't figured out a cool name for it. Basically all you need to know is Baba is a traitor.(They also are pretty sure Simon killed her to protect the others but they are wrong, but I will be referring to her as dead.) during it, he lost half his tail.

This is Baba in this au. She was the team scout and supplier. During the betrayal incident, she actually did live and went back to working for the Prototype, however she is missing a couple wool patches.

This one is my oc, Michi Token, the team's second in command and wildcard. Or she used to be. She had a very powerful magic based on the celestial body Spica in the constellation Virgo. But somehow during the incident, Baba used some sort of red smoke that completely drained Michi's powers and also puncture her lungs. She managed to survive but now uses an air filter mask and can't use magic. She is very upset about this as before she felt like she could help her team before, but couldn't.

This is Rabie in this au. She was the team's undercover agent and Intel recon agent. In this au, she had an on-again-off-again ex named Tyler and (because for some reason my brain went "what if mama ba?") is her early first trimester of pregnancy. She got a lot of wing tears and scars from the betrayal incident.

This is this au's Poe, the team medic and tactician. Nowadays he's mostly just in charge of everyone making sure to take their meds and take care of themselves. During the betrayal incident he lost his leg, which is obvious. And got a mechanical replacement which he hates as not it causes him to land awkwardly any time he flies.

This is Simon, team captain and kinda a powerhouse. He's very protective and during the betrayal incident, he lost part of his horn and had to kill Baba to protect the others. He feels guilty over it. Not because he feels guilty for attacking her, his team is his hoard and she tried to hurt them, but more like he didn't want to just kill her. He has nightmares about it rarely. He's also super rich and singlehandedly pays for the team. He's fifteenth in line of his home planet, who get buy on the export of gold(which is practically as common as dirt on his planet) but he's very wise with his money.

This is Icky Licky, he was the team sharpshooter and certified tiny beanpole. During the incident, he lost his arm, and got it replaced mechanically. He hates though, because he feels like he isn't as good of a sharpshooter anymore.

This is Maggie, she was the team powerhouse and underwater specialist. She lost parts of her fins in the betrayal incident and can't swim as fast anymore. She also has an adorable pet tarantula named Momo.

This is allister, he was also a team powerhouse, but specialized in melee and security. He has narcolepsy(not sure if it's the right word but it's the condition where he sleeps randomly). He lose his eye in the betrayal incident. Like... the entire eyeball, there's just a socket. He'll usually wear a patch over it(like a bandage patch) but when going somewhere Fancy he'll wear a crystal glass eye Simon got him

(space Rider au belongs to @onyxonline)

*Takes deep breath before screaming

.... So, I got a new phone... And didn't realize my ibis paint account didn't have cloud sync on. So all the Space Riders AU(Which I actually came up with a name for as the Nightmare Crew AU.)

..... Is gone. So.... That's a week I have to redo

howdy hey!

Howdy-hey, folks! Just a heads up that for the next.... two-three days I will be unreachable as I will be working on my stories! But when I come abck, you'll have about... Two to three chapters of a Ninjago OC stuff

I wonder who?

Claws and her villainous lover/baby daddy. I fucked up his face makeup a bit, but I wonder if you can guess who it is?

Hint: Drop Zone.

removal from their possession or.... Their bodies???

Which holiday are the Batfam members excited for in the middle of March? Pi Day, Ides of March, or St. Paddy's Day?

The Ides of March (because knives): Jason, Tim, Damian, Cullen, Helena, Selina

Pi Day (because knives): Stephanie, Cassandra, Carrie, Bette, Alfred

St. Patrick's Day (with knives): Duke, Barbara, Harper, Luke

Their birthdays (with knives): Dick, Kate

The Wayne family annual knife removal: Bruce

Poll

If I, theoretically, started posting Ninjago OC content(more story focused and something I have been working on for a year and already have a 181 script page for season one ready)....

Would any of you be interested?

no, no. GOD FORBID YOU SEE ALL HIS KIDS THERE AT THE SAME TIME! and none argue. Cause that means shit is going down and we might lose the world and probably all die horrifically.

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.