I Wish To Be Polite

allow me to better this by saying even when Damian(the youngest and has a clear height difference with Bruce) does it, no one notices.

i've just decided you're all wrong and the actual funniest scenario of the league not knowing bruce has kids until they take his place as batman during league meetings is the scenario where bruce never even asked them to pretend to be batman.

when he can't make an important meeting he sends either jason or dick in his place just as themselves, because if he can vouch for them as proxys then why would the league have an issue with it? they just need to show up and say they're there to take notes for batman or something, there's no need to lie. he doesn't even realise that his identity is being stolen until he shows up after a meeting he sent a sub in for and when he shows up everyone is staring at him awkwardly.

batman: what's everybody looking at

green lantern: nothing! we're just... concerned.

flash: yeah... how was your surgery?

batman:

batman: what surgery

green lantern: ...well you ran out of the meeting last week yelling about how you were going to be late for your 'piles removal operation'

green lantern: so uh. how'd it go big guy?

batman:

batman: i wasn't here last week. jason was.

the league:

flash: who the fucks jason

batman:

batman: *slowly turns to superman, who is staring at the table stubbornly*

batman: clark-

superman: THE KIDS SEEMED SO EXCITED TO DRESS UP, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BORING UNCLE AND SAY NO!

bruce ends up calling jason in front of the league to demand an explanation and clear his name. jason straight up doesn't even remember what he did.

jason, on call: oh hey B, thought you were at a JL meeting this afternoon?

bruce: i am. what happened last week?

jason: i sent tim the report to hand over already! i didn't get all of it though, i had to leave real quick towards the end because damian was threatening to set my safe house on fire if i didn't pick him up from school

bruce: and the league let you go early?

jason: yeah i made some excuse, i think i said-

jason: *pauses, remembering what he'd done*

jason: oh my god

bruce lays his head on the table while jason laughs through the loud speaker for the next eight minutes.

What do I do with this?

hear me out, hear me out. It wasn't stated in the post, but House absolutely knows Bruce is Batman

He was never told either. Just took one look when they were in private and said "so, Batman, what happened this time?"

Bruce does not know how he did it.

i need Dr. House to be Batman's temporary doctor for a month while Dr. Leslie Tompkins is recovering from some sort of rogue activity.

Art Sketch

Supposed to be John Constantine giving Misha a haircut. Would've been about a week after she moved in with him. She wanted to cut what she felt was the last ties to a super bad situation, by changing one of the things she used to never be able to, her hair. Of course, he doesn't know the full extent of her past(not the whole compound in Estonia, raised to never expect to live the next day thing), just that she escaped a bad situation and wanted to change her look.

For John, it's just his new roommate asking for help. For Misha, it's a big step in her life, her gaining her freedom and proving she's not a puppet on a string anymore. She doesn't have to live by Mother Veronica's rules anymore. She can be herself. She can be free. And she can trust others to help her when she can't do something herself.

And to her, that's good enough. ❤️

Ask My OCs!

Bc I have nothing better to do all day

You can choose from Misha/Lost'Shine, past Misha, Kiva/Cambion, past Kiva, Shiva/Seraph, past Shiva, or Darlene/Claws.

The past versions are the ones from when the girls were in their fucked up pasts. Darlene is technically also part of that group, but she died before the present of their stories so.... ye.

Anyways, feel free to ask them anything!

my intrusive thoughts be like this tho.

Yes Batman bite the super strong alien assert your dominance >:o

(please pretend this is coming from my OC Misha, I can't get her blog working rn)

Wanna talk villains? My dead big sis had a kid with Bane. Her name is Katherine, I visit every weekend. Nine months in my sister's womb and this baby came out exactly like her daddy.

might start my villain arc this soon gang

okay, but put this in perspective.

Black Forrest goes to Wedding Cake and they plan this whole thing and when Wedding Cake asks who the person she's marrying is... she basically said the real life equivalent of "oh, who's your partner?" "Thor."

I fw with black Forrest she's basically me when I yearn for burning spice

Have memes I made because of conversations

"you'll never be like my witchy wookies you pathetic wItCh cookies 😒"

Claws & Bane

It was an early morning on Santa Prisca, and Darlene had to go to work for the justice League. But a certain sleepy lover of hers wouldn't let her out of bed without kisses, even if he forgot to do his face paint.

Fun fact, Bane is twice Darlene's height and muscle density, but she can throw him around and tops. Because her gloves have a special adrenaline injection trigger in them that give her a strength boost, since she's completely human, it's the only way she can fight in the justice League. But, when they first met, Darlene beat Bane in hand to hand combat when he didn't have access to Venom and she had her gloves off

something that bugs me

rewatching s4, but...

When Chen says he has all the elements... He's factually wrong.

He doesn't have Wind, the element Morro had that died with him unless he had some unknown relative. And he didn't have water, which was held by Nya at the time, even if unknown to her.

Did the spell only mean for elements alive at the moment? Or did it only require a certain number of elements?

Maybe the real reason the spell was temporary, was that he DIDN'T have all the elements.

And we know they had Morro planned already because of the end of the season's last episode.