Okay, But Put This In Perspective.

kill yourself, joker

nobody wants u

NOBODY PANIC? WHAT ELSE ARE THE ONES OF US WITH ANXIETY SUPPOSED TO DO?! THAT MONKEY IS ADORABLE!

NEW PET ALERT NOBODY PANIC

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Claws & Her Lover(W.I.P)

unfinished pic of my Justice League of Claws(Darlene Adil), and her villain lover/baby daddy.

Feel free to guess who he is. Hint: Drop Zone.

NOT ALLESIO

Tim, standing with Jason over the beat up from of a pet groomer: Sir, what happened to you?

Pet groomer: It twas Joker.

Tim, nodding and making a note: okay

Jason, getting a better look at the guy: oh fuck.

Tim: what?

Jason, sighing and pulling out his phone, dialing a contact labeled 'Murder Hobo': one sec

Misha, said Murder Hobo, currently waking up after her werewolf transformation the night before: hello?

jason: Allesio got hurt

Silence and then a cry

Misha: NOT ALLESIO! HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN GOTHAM THAT DOES WEREWOLF GROOMING!

Tim, staring at his brother in silence: who-

Jason, shrugs; she's a friend. Don't worry about it.

lol, help

y'all, I need someone to point me in the direction of a Batfamily ask blog or a Bruce Wayne ask blog.

Why?

Because one of my cat's, Dasher, middle names is Wayne, and I want to say I personally know a member of the Wayne family. Pls help.

Here is da boy

Estonia

The Outlaw Trio(Jason, Roy, and Misha) are lazing about Misha's apartment. Jason is on the couch, Roy is sprawled out on the chair, and Misha is laying on her own kitchen island.

Roy: "Hey, Mish?"

Misha, watching a pot of water, waiting for it to boil: "Yes?"

Roy: "You said you were born in Gotham, but you speak Estonian really better than anything and said you lived there most of your life?"

Misha, honestly kinda tired and not thinking: "Oh, yeah, I was kidnapped as a baby and raised in Estonia on a cult compound."

Jason, thinking she's joking: "Was it cold?"

Misha, who is absolutely telling the truth but knows that's a whole other can of worms: "Very."

Roy and Jason, still not realizing she's telling the truth: begin laughing

hear me out, hear me out. It wasn't stated in the post, but House absolutely knows Bruce is Batman

He was never told either. Just took one look when they were in private and said "so, Batman, what happened this time?"

Bruce does not know how he did it.

i need Dr. House to be Batman's temporary doctor for a month while Dr. Leslie Tompkins is recovering from some sort of rogue activity.

10 posts!

What do I do with this?

completely agree unless that ship is !nc3st. Otherwise, I wouldn't say harass but I would say it is slightly less okay.

a handy guide to shipping

"I'm 20, sir."

John Constantine, actually showing up for a League meeting with a mysterious wolf looking thing with him: "Sorry I'm late."

Green Lantern, with Flash hiding behind him BECAUSE WTF IS THAT WITH JOHN: "uh... who's your friend?"

John: "Oh, her? That's Misha. She lives with me now."

Superman, blinking confused: "You adopted?"

John: "Nope. She just showed at my apartment and said she lived there now."

Wonder Woman: "She looks sixteen?!"

Batman: "no, she looks fifteen."

Misha, in her deep werewolf growl: "I'm twenty, sir."

Normal, non werewolf Misha and werewolf Misha