Jinx: I Just Ended A Four Year Relationship.

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or physically?

Jayce: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Viktor: Jayce, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

Jayce: Duly noted.

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?

Jayce: Look. I may not be a saint, but it’s not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw that the owner lived out of state so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Viktor: That’s weirdly specific. Are you sure you haven’t-

Jayce: I was just giving an example. No need to look too much into it.

I don’t know if this is already been stated but I think the only way to turn someone in First Kill is if they are dying. In First Date, Sebastian stated that Margot changed him when he got really sick. Sebastian was again sick before he got turned into a ghoul/vampire by Margot’s mom. Theo was turned when he was about to die by Juliette. This could be the reason why Cal and Cook didn’t turn.

Just a thought though.

Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.

Silco: Twelve, actually.

Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?

Silco: Yours!

Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.

Jayce: Can I be frank with you guys?

Viktor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Vi: Can I still be Vi?

Caitlyn: Shh, let Frank speak.

Sevika: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Powder/Jinx: I’LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Sevika: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, and use soap this time?

Arcane as Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 2

Vi: I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff … it’s usually pretty bad, I mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like “Hell yeah, I’m starved for this lasagna!” And then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on the top and it’s like … it’s like you are eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about?

Arcane as Breaking Bad quotes part: 1

Jinx: No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.

Vi: I don’t suppose you could buy two bins?

Jinx: I don’t suppose you could kiss my ass?