Caitlyn: Go To Hell!

Arcane as Breaking Bad quotes part: 1

Jinx: No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.

Vi: I don’t suppose you could buy two bins?

Jinx: I don’t suppose you could kiss my ass?

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Nancy: What did you do?

Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!

Elinor: You kill people for money?!

Apollo: I can explain!

Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

Kara: Ow!

Lena: What’s wrong?

Kara: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Lena: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Jinx: You … you saved me. You’re not a beast at all. YOU’RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!

Caitlyn: Call me ugly again, and maybe I’ll eat you.

Caitlyn: That’s illegal, right?

Vi: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Caitlyn: No… not anymore that is-

Vi: Then shut the fuck up.

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

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Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!

Sevika: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Powder/Jinx: I’LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Sevika: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, and use soap this time?