Me internally: so I'm sertently not abled but im not really disabled
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So I started using a cane
Got to love being in-between hyperfixations and trying to decide what Fandom to read fic on like do I want funny bullshit and read bnha creak or do I decide I don't care about my mental health and read marauders fics
Holy Communion is just the veggie burger of ritualistic cannibalism
Taking trains is weird cuz sometime there are so many extra seats you can have 4 all to yourself without being an ass hole and sometimes the trains so packed that getting early means getting some Prime Restate on the fucking ✨floor✨ cuz several assholes have decided to man spread so much that they take up 3 fucking seats with their feet and luggage while an elderly woman death stares them for the entire hour long ride-
Hi Luna Lovegood would listen to heavy metal and like fairy folk music in equal measure goodbye
Did you know that if nasa we're considering anything for a 9th planet it would be there 'hypothetical' planet that they have nO pRoof even EXISTS AIDHSV WHAT ABOUT PLUTO!
YOu knOw there are 4 other 'dWaRf' planets in our solar system that no one even talks about!I mean Ceres, Makemake, Haumea Eris! MY AUTO CORRECT DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THEM A FUCKING WORDS! WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER NASA DWARF PLANETS ARE PLANETS TO !STOP IGNORING THEM PEOPLE! VEVA LA PLUTO BITCHES!
AJSHSVSHSH!
How do I say down bad in a professional stance like how do I get across that this theory is reliant on someone being really fucking horny?????
Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago
Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter
Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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